I have a guest on our show today who I have a history with You may recognize her from a previous episode of 22 Minutes She is the President of the Dalhousie Muslim Students Association And she’s the future Prime Minister of Canada Masuma Khan, thank you for joining me Thank you for having me How ya doing? I’m doing pretty good You know I read a stat that the chances of someone being killed by a refugee terroist is like one in 3.6 billion and they have a higher chance of being killed by a crazy American with a gun Now, don’t you think that Trump deserves some credit By banning Muslims, from coming to the United States, he’s protecting them, from all the crazy Americans You should be thank Trump! uh..well..maybe Now, a lot of people don’t know , and they don’t realize that in the United States, Their vetting system is one of the strictest in the entire world and now Donald Trump wants to take it to a whole other level with his ‘extreme vetting’ which I think is ridiculous You today are lucky, because I’ve invented a new system you better buckle up, because it is time for: “totally extreme vetting zone!” Alright You’re here right now, I have some very important I want you to meet, he is a totally extreme vetting officer He’s one of the most radical extremists I’ve ever met Please say hi, to Pugz Donnovan right there Wassup guys! Are you ready to be totally extremely vetted? Totally! Alright, let’s get to it First: multiple choice Which of these statements isn’t true:
a) to shred it, you gotta burp it, b) freshies on the super jib, always, or
c) siiick B? Correct! Alright! You nailed it! Nice work! Next up: the snowboarding challenge! Prove that you’re fundamentally radical, by getting on the snow board and going down some fresh powder while wearing a GoPro! Here! Let’s see how you shred! Here we go – ready? Ready! One, two, three – go! Alright! woah! Okay you passed Finally in our totally extreme vetting challenge So I’d like to introduce to you a real vet, and his dog, Patches And the final test for you, is you have to take this syringe and put this dog to sleep. Psych!!! You pass! Alright this has been the totally radical extreme vetting zone And we will never do this again.