Previously, on Villager News! It appears that we’re being
overrun by giant mobs! (Gasp) What is this? Why is the lake enchanted?! I tripped! and the potion, fell into the lake! This citizen has volunteered to swim to the
bottom of the lake and pull out the plug. (crowd celebrates) (creeper roars) I’m gonna go play Fortnite
until this blows over. ♪ Villager News Theme ♪ (gasps) Villager #4 you came back! (hushed) no, it’s me, villager #5! What?! You’re not allowed… Breaking News! A giant creeper
has appeared and threatens villager life as we know it!
Villager #9 is on the scene! Thank you Villager #5! I’m on a cliff
overlooking the giant creeper. it looks like it’s
attracted some followers. But that’s not the only bad news! The giant creeper’s explosive force is
now the same as 100,000 blocks of TNT! That’s right! If that creeper explodes,
it will be the end of the world! Also, it’s heading for the village. er… Daddy, should we move? Dad? Dad?! Run away son! We are prepping the military
as we speak, but with no antidote for the potion,
it may be a waste of time. But there is an antidote! … (screams) OOF! Nobody asked! Yay! A friend! Ew, get off! Don’t touch me! Ladies! Listen up! This is the antidote! I need one of you to take
this, climb the giant creeper put this in its mouth and save the world! The rest of you will take on the army of creepers. (Creepers hiss) (Creeper hisses agrily) Who’s it gonna be?! Step forward! Argh! What? No! Well done soldier, here’s the antidote. and remember, the fate of
the world depends on you! I’d like to say you’re indispensable… … Well… let’s get to it. Now go! Go go go! Uh? Argh! (Villager war cries) (creeper cries out) (Creeper hisses) (Growls) ♪ Fantasy battle music sung by Villagers ♪ (Villager Firetruck sirens) (gasps) We can’t get through,
there’s too many of them. (off screen) Leave it to me! Villager #4! He’s back from Fortnite! (panting) (cries out) UGH! UGH! ARGH! (tiny hiss) Well that’s it for this edition of Villager #4 See you next time… Villager #4! No! The antidote!
It’s gone, what do we do now?! (gasp) Well look who it is!
…who are you? We’ve never met. Yeah so… You got anymore of that… Antidote? Oh, you want this? Well you can’t have it, it’s my last one. Aw, pleeeeease… What do you want? I want to be released! Him too! Hello! I’ve been here since 2013! (gasp) You got another antidote! Wait! Is that guy littering? (maniacal laughter) Nobody’s stopping me now! (maniacal laughter continues) We need someone else to take the antidote But this is our last chance! If we don’t do it this time, we’re doomed! We need someone reliable.
Someone we can trust. What about Testificate Man? No! No. He doesn’t want to. How do you know he doesn’t- I just know, alright. Besides, he’s busy,
marketing his book. You should read it, it’s very good. What about him? ♪ Orchestral Villager News Theme plays ♪ Villager #9 here reporting
from the battlefield I have been chosen to protect
the realm and save the world! You can do this Villager #9! I believe in you! I’m saying this now so I
can have a flashback later! Uaaargh! (Creepers hissing) Uaa-argh! Uaa-aa-aa-uaargh We can’t fly through this! The creepers are gaining ground! Send in the ‘Daladas’! ♪ Da da dalada, Da da
dalada, Da da dalada ♪ ♪ Dadada da da da dadada ♪ ♪ Dadada da da da dadada ♪ (choir) ♪ Kor-ah ♪ (choir) ♪ Rah-tah-mah ♪ huh? Boop. (Missile impact explosion) Now! Go! Almost there! Hey! Did you know? I’m a helicopter! Me too! I’m also a helicopter! I know! You’re a helicopter.
You are ALL a helicopter. Not all of us! What?! (Creepers hiss) Not all of us. (Explosion) Uaargh…Ooof (gasp) (Creepers hiss) (Creeper snarls) (gasp) It’s too close to the village! We need to push it back! Artillery! What!? No!! (Artillery shells fired) Aargh! ua-aargh Uuaa-aargh! A-argh-ua-argh Uh? (Giant creeper roars) (gasp) (gasp) (gasp) (gasp) (hiss) (gasp) (gasp) Commander! Why would you do that?! Everyone, there’s been an update! We got new clothes and there’s bees an- I-I’ll come back later Er Er Arh Arh You can do this Villager#9,
I believe in you. I’m saying this now so I can
have a flashback later. Aaaargh! (Growl) Arh Arh Arhh Oh Er Erh Aaaaaargh! Aargh! How could I have imagined
such a horrible series of events? Luckily none of that actually happened.
He’s still up there. Arh Aaaarrgh Arh Aaargh Err Aaaarrgh! (Pop) (Celebrating) (Creeper Hiss retreat) Yeeeaaahhh! You did it Villager #9! Well of course he’d do
it, he has plot armor Like everyone in the last
season of game of thrones I wouldn’t be too sure, where is he? Villager #9? Whe-where’s villager #9? (Church bell chimes) You’re probably too young to remember,
but Villager #9 saved the world It was yesterday He did it by riding a dragon into battle
and burning down everything in his path Completely disregarding his
previous stance on doing that. No he didn’t No, you’re right, he didn’t. That would be stupid Villager #9 wasn’t
like everybody else He was completely unique The way he talked The way he looked All different He was one of the best Almost as good as Testificate Man who I’m
sure is doing something very important and.. Brave… right now Anywho, let’s go home Hey, Remember when all those
giant mobs everywhere? Whatever happened with that Err they’re still here. We didn’t fix that Oh, is that the subject
of the next video then. Nah probably not (Wither roar) And that’s it for this
edition of villager news And to play us out,
as a tribute to villager #84 Here’s the song that was playing when that poor
dude got squished by that giant rabbit. Enjoy! ♪ In my village ♪ ♪ There is a huge lack of wood ♪ ♪ There’s a hole in
this big neighbourhood ♪ ♪ All our homes we had
to build them back up ♪ ♪ But now they’re made of dirt ♪ ♪ I wanna know where my wood is
(YEAAAH WOOOD!) ♪ ♪ I want you to show me
(‘Cause we’re talking about so much wood!) ♪ ♪ I wanna find where my wood is
(I WANNA KNOW WHERE MY WOOD IS!) ♪ ♪ I know you can show me ♪ Ok, So how do we get more
money to make videos We could get people to Like,
Subscribe and click the Bell! We could tell people about patreon! We could finish an eggs guide to minecraft?

Stephen Childs


  1. Hey guys, the original upload of this got claimed so we had to take it down and cut a small section out. We did lose all of the comments from that video but we did get to read most of them and we're still reading all of the ones here. You guys are amazing! Thank you for all your support, it's taken a lot of time and hard work to make this video and although we had a bumpy release, you guys are making it all worth it!

  2. Hmm i wonder if the villagers kill the slime it will duplicate.. Btw theres a giant withet at 13:30

  3. 0:14 it appears that we're being overrun by giant orochi where is my potion i fell into a potion in my pool

  4. Please make the dead villagers alive back.and continue back villager news war for slime as in the video.😁

  5. What do you want fortnite when you kill us we come with creepers Skeletons and Zombies and then we send in the daladas

  6. 7:22 dadladadladadla dadadadadadada daaaaaaaa daaaa daaaaa dadladadladaldla dada boop

  7. Me:I want to watch Avengers Endgame.

    Mom:We have Avengers Endgame at home.

    Avengers Endgame in home:

  8. 7:03
    Simulating how I and the boys deal with a high ranked bully

    Dadada la Dadada la Dadada la

    Der der der Dah der Dah der der der
    Der der der der Dah DAH der der der



    Dadada la Dadada la Dadada la Dadada la DADADA LA DADADA LA DADADA LA DADADA LA
    High ranked bully: ded

  9. I would very much like you to make full versions of villager noise songs…

    Copyright you say? Can't copyright the Daladas…

  10. So there was my pet creeper when he vanished after playing with his brothers

  11. At 5:19
    I hear this sound for no reason it’s probably my brother he says no so what’s the sound?

  12. Villager #4: I'm gonna go play Fortnite until this blows over
    3 Hours later
    Villager:10 (GASP) Hey look Villager#4 is back
    Villager#5:Shh No its me villager#5
    Villager:#10 What your Not Allowded

  13. I swear, there NEEDS to be a Voltron reference in this series. Made out of villagers. Villitron?

  14. Is the cut portion available elsewhere? Vimeo? Edit: Found it right here titled "The Villager Covers and FORBIDDEN SONGS!" Lyrics:
    ♪ In my village ♪
    ♪ There is a huge lack of wood ♪
    ♪ There's a hole in this big neighborhood ♪
    ♪ All our homes we had to build them back up ♪
    ♪ But now they're made of dirt ♪
    ♪ I wanna know where my wood is (YEAAAH WOOOD!) ♪
    ♪ I want you to show me ('Cause we're talking about so much wood!) ♪
    ♪ I wanna find where my wood is (I WANNA KNOW WHERE MY WOOD IS!) ♪
    ♪ I know you can show me ♪

  15. The Best crosober on Minecraft Clash of clans ,final fantasy , fornite and star wars

  16. I love this one.

    The war tactics are amazing,you see. How they use the Daladas,and the heavy artillery,and the helicopter was splendid.

  17. #9 was my favorite villager but until I saw him die I felt rlly sad but when I continued the vid I was so happy

  18. Theres is also a Clash of Clans Easter egg in one scene the villagers rush to the creeper

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