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Trump’s New Border Wall Is Too Hot to Climb


-Let’s get to the news. During a visit to the
U.S./Mexico border yesterday, President Trump
claimed the new wall is designed to absorb heat,
making it harder to climb. So it’s absolutely foolproof unless immigrants can find
some sort of technology that would — damn it! [ Laughter ] Well, at the border,
President Trump called the new fencing,
quote, “virtually impenetrable.” But then again,
he said the same thing after pushing on this
for an hour. [ Laughter ] “There’s no way through.” [ Laughter ] Canadian Prime Minister
Justin Trudeau is facing criticism
after a photo from 2001 surfaced in which he is
wearing brownface. I’m not going to show you
the picture because it’s really bad. It’s so bad that Canadians
traveling in Europe are going to start telling
people they’re American. [ Laughter ] “What?” [ Cheers and applause ] [ Canadian accent ]
“Sorry, where’s my accent from? Oh, I’m from, uh, Houston.” [ Laughter ] “This is a Houston accent.” [ Laughter ] According to reports,
a whistle-blower complaint has been filed against
President Trump for his communications
with a foreign leader, which alleges that Trump
made an undisclosed promise during a phone call. Said Trump, “Well, I don’t know
if he even can dance, but sure, why not.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Producers have announced that
Disney will soon add a character that will serve as its first
Jewish princess. The movie she’s starring in
is called “Chosen.” [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] A delivery van overturned
in Georgia on Friday and spilled over 216,000
gaming dice onto the roadway. Said the driver, “Yahtzee?” [ Laughter ] Today was International
Talk Like a Pirate Day. “Arrr,” said President Trump
trying to pronounce Iran. [ Laughter ] And finally, a new coffee shop
has opened in Seattle called Dreamboyz, which claims
to be the only coffee stand in Washington State operated by
shirtless men, but it’s got
nothing on Starbutts. [ Laughter ]

Stephen Childs

100 Comments

  1. I don't get the Jewish Chosen joke. Is it Chosen like Jews during the Holocaust? Or Chosen like Jesus? Lol

  2. "It's so bad that Canadians traveling in Europe are gonna start telling people they're American."

    No. It's not that bad. Not even close.

  3. Hooters: Exists

    Women: THAT IS TOO SEXIST!!!

    Dreamboyz: Exists

    Women: YES! Finally!

  4. LOL, Canadian's pretending to be American. That would never happen. By the way, I'm working on my British accent for unrelated reasons.

  5. Here's a challenge. Build a replica fence, and see how many Mexican's could get over that fence in an hour, using readily available materials on the border, and film it. It would be a hoot. You could set it up in an area where there's isn't a "Trump Fence". I'd watch that segment!

  6. wow imagine that …a metal wall in the desert Southwest…. where the temperatures can get over 100 degrees Fahrenheit !!! who would have thought ???? (sarcasm)

  7. Topple Trump's wall over and you have the world's biggest skillet. That's the power of positivity.

  8. I think Trudeau apologizing is rather silly. It was an Arabian nights themed party. Come on people, let's get a grip.

  9. ¨Virtually impenetrable¨, says the man who doesn´t know how to close an umbrella.

  10. The liberal unhinged is tasting their own bitter pills……
    They promote political correctness n killed common sense…..
    It is not ok to joke on certain people of colours but ok when the colour of white is the subject…..
    See….The double standard or no standard…..
    Actually this is a political game by the puppet masters a.k.a the cabals……
    They only use a few trolls to act it out and use the msm to highlight it like a projector into a huge screen..
    And cry loudly – RACIST …..!!!
    ARE THE BLACKS REALLY THAT SENSITIVE ??? REALLY TGAT FRAGILE ???
    CANNOT EVEN JOKE ON IT ???
    OR IT IS JUST YOU(PUPPET MASTERS) …WHO USE THEM TO GO AGAINST THE WHITE….
    THE SOCIETY IS GETTING LESS N LESS FUN….. MORE N MORE DULL
    EVERYONE IS TIPTOEING AROUND THE EGGSHELLS…..

  11. Trump's border wall is a lasting symbol of his total failure as president.MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL BELIEVE ME TRUST ME.a total failure at keeping any campaign promises.trumps a liar and a con.a total failure at everything except at losing and bankruptcy

  12. Dig a hole .best way to beat any wall.trump is dumber than a dead fish.sorry dead fish for comparing you to trump.please forgive me.

  13. JT' s picture was Black face. There are aloy of Africans and Indigenous peoples in Arabia

  14. Trump officially announced that spelling has been outlawed as well as proper posture. He blames bones for making him look ridiculous. That and new light bulbs.

  15. I think they should shoot them problem solved and once the word gets around that people trying to cross illegally remember the word illegally and they are being shot it would be a very big deterrent for others to try yes it would be very effective more so than a wall a 100 year's ago it wouldn't be a problem but today of course we have to deal with people who give people breaking the law complete compassion this was a time were there where no mass shootings at least not innocent people and immigrants who came to the country didn't fly air planes into building's so as you can see all this compassion we give people today has made this country so much better just look around and just see and feel how wonderful it is YEA RIGHT the compassion has made this so dangerous world we all have to live in so now enjoy the complete mentally unstable complete stupidity

  16. THAT'S GENIUS MR PRESIDENT! AND THANK YOU FOR KEEPING US SAFE! THE DUMMYCRATS WANT OPEN BORDERS….. NO THANKS! LET'S KEEP AMERICA STRONG! TRUMP 2020!

  17. Big market in Mexico for cheap HELICOPTERS =I,m in=too good to miss =MASTERBATER OF THE DEAL…

  18. Or wait until a time when the fence is not hot and people cannot see you. Hmmm ,when would be a good time to climb the fence? What is the opposite of daytime Mr. Trump.

  19. The president claimed, the government enlisted professional “world-class mountain climbers” to test different wall designs and evaluate which would be the toughest to scale. “We have, I guess you could say, world-class mountain climbers. We got climbers,” Trump said. “We had 20 mountain climbers. That’s all they do—they love to climb mountains… They’re very good, and some of them were champions. And we gave them different prototypes of walls, and this was the one that was hardest to climb.”

    But actual professional climbers tell a different story. Not only do they doubt that any professionals, let alone twenty of the top mountain climbers in the game, would aid the Trump administration in a task like this, they also say the wall would not be difficult to scale.

    The Daily Beast’s Scott Bixby spoke with numerous members of the climbing community, and they all denied involvement or even knowing of anyone who was or would be involved in helping the government keep immigrants from crossing the border.

    “I have never heard of any climbers ever being recruited to try and climb a border wall,” said Jesse Grupper, who won gold at the 2019 USA Climbing Sport & Speed Open National Championships.

    Another climber and second-ranked U.S. women’s boulderer, Kyra Condie, said, “I absolutely have not heard of anyone testing sections of border wall. It would even be hard to find any of us willing to do anything to help Trump and his efforts in any way.”

    The testing must be all Super Top Secret !! (Donald J Trump is a f'ing moron.)

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  21. You morons say no wall has been and never will be built, remember! what wall are you talking about?

  22. It is not a "New" Border Wall It is a short section that was to be repaired and he augmented,. He is a failure!

  23. Now that's comedy gold!! Trump joke, Trump joke, Lewandowski joke, Trump joke, Trump joke, Trump joke, Bernie joke (actually I'm not sure… it could have been true), bull semen joke. Do you have to be brain dead to watch this show…or is that the result of watching it?

  24. Haha, Meyers isn't funny. Please leave the politics aside and focus on your craft, because right now, you got nothing

  25. I thought Mexico was going to pay for the wall. Obviously, Trump broke a campaign promise. Trump’s follower’s don’t care. They wouldn’t care if he tore up the Constitution. Oh, wait…

  26. I say we cook breakfast on it. The very stable genius believes eggs will stick to and cook on it vertically.

  27. That guy he called a General is not a General. Border Patrol doesn't have a General rank.

  28. this guys an idiot. lol. im sure climbing a wall will be feasable when your wearing mittins. thats why rock climbers us them right?

  29. It works! It keeps people out! It works! It keeps people out! It works! It keeps people out!
    how many times to we have to tell idiots this!?

  30. Why not just put guys with guns along border and shoot every illegal that crosses. Pay them $1,000 for every adult they kill. Kids can be deported for now.

  31. IN MY ENTIRE LIFE … I've never felt the need to color my skin differently for any reason.

    but I guess if you want to be in politics …

  32. LOL ya Americans wish Canadians were more hated in the world but nope 😉 it's not that we're better than Americans…it's just that Americans are so loud about everything they just make us quiet ones look good lol

  33. ( F A C T !!!!!!!!!!!)
    USA 🇺🇸 CITIZENS NEED TO STOP BUYING DRUGS / STOP PAYING FOR SEX ( like trump )/
    and 'STOP' shooting our people
    1.. Bad guys would be out of business!!
    2. Problem is rite here in front of us!!
    stop blaming others

  34. Well no crap they're in a desert of course its going to be hot and they even painted them a color that doesn't produce as much heat as black would of and by the way your show is a joke!!!! If you don't like the way the country's being ran the right way then get out 🖕

  35. Well Canadians are American just like Mexico is America.. Hmm North America has 3 Countries Mexico , U.S and Canada. Lets not forget South America and Central America. Anyone born in South America, Central America and North America are American… Big difference if its U.S Citizen vs American Citizen. We don't have a American Military we have a U.S Military we don't have a American president we have a U.S president, we don't have a American Olympic team we have a U.S Olympic team… We have a U.S Orange little hand President.

  36. I think there is a reason why this is a late night show…..I almost fell alseep watching this. So boring and not at all funny. The best joke was the last one and it wasn't even really funny…..weak.

  37. It will be very hot in the summer months. But more important what else has been added to that wall of steel? Wood and concrete can't vibrate and are not conductive.

  38. Fun competition in KY of people climbing a replica in less than 30 seconds. Took an 8 year old girl a whole minute.

  39. Another wasted $25 billion by the Repug-Bull-KLANs…

    The Trump wall can be easily penetrated by a $100 reciprocating saw available at any hardware store

    The wall is beginning to sound a lot like Trump. Thin-skinned and easy to break

    "It's impenetrable. You can't go under it, you can't go over it. Well, you can cut right through it, but it's easily replaced! So, other than cutting through it, it's impenetrable! And we meant to make it that way!" –

    Who said that… CommieGroperFuhrer Trump

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2019/11/4/1897140/-Smugglers-have-sliced-through-Trump-s-virtually-impenetrable-border-fencing-with-100-saws?detail=emaildkre

    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=trump+wall

  40. Ahhhh f you, this show is complete propaganda bullshit… You wanna climb that wall, go give it a try. Trump2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 keep being butthurt

  41. That wall will not keep some Mexicans out. Desperate people will find a way to get through under the wall when they can't climb .over it. Never underestimate the power of people on a mission. Nothing will stop them from reaching their goal. And doing whatever they want to do.

  42. Mexico is collapsing into a failed state. It's going to end up like Somalia; a multiple army civil war. World War Z.

  43. "Thank-You" US border patrol, ICE, US Military, President Trump, and the supportive American people as we desperately need to improve security and the wall/technologies: such as cameras, solar, lights, fiber optics sensors tunnel-digging sensors. The USA spent 244 billion on illegal immigration in just 2019, a 10-20 billion dollar wall to reduce crime is a wise investment. “The Do Nothing House” needs to be taken back from obstructiveness corrupt DemoRats, so that the House of Representatives will fund more money to complete the Trump team's ideas of wall infrastructure and security, to a reasonable level for the safety of all Americans and help slow down some of the deep state CIA motivated drug-running every year, Over 500 metric tons’ illegal drugs consumed every year, bye children & adults in the USA and much of these drugs cross our borders illegally. The wall helps reduce child abduction/ abuse/ trafficking, rape and reduce, 500,000 to 1,300,000 new illegal immigrants every year, weapons, and crime in the USA. This will slow down the deep state corruption or NWO from destroying the United States' sovereignty and controlling our future. We also need to reelect Trump 2020-2024, President Trump should win by a landslide again so we can improve the wall and Americans' safety. We must also institute national Voters ID law before so we can stop the estimated 11,000,000 illegal votes that were cast in 2016. Thankyou American people for help fund the wall and Thank you to Mexico President for putting more troops on both their borders to protect the "American Mexico border crossings from illegal activities."

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