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The Tim Hortons Roaster has a tough job | 22 Minutes


My name is John and I’ve worked at the Tim
Hortons Roastery for nine years. Most of the time I’m tasting coffee. Yuck. It’s perfect. Three out of ten. We could make this one worse. We taste over 300 cups a day. And that’s how we ensure that we have Canada’s
worst cup of coffee. [Voiceover] 300 cups a day?! Where’d they grow those beans, the dump? I love it. The dark roast. I can’t see. It’s back. [Voiceover] How do you sleep? Horrible. I’ve tasted things you can’t even imagine. Things a human mouth was never meant to taste. [Voiceover] Tim Hortons. [Voiceover] Slurped 300 times a day to ensure… [Voiceover] A taste?

Stephen Childs

23 Comments

  1. "Things the human mouth was never meant to taste"… Many levels of wrongness to that statement. Still laughing…πŸ˜…

  2. Remember that scene where Austin Powers drinks fat bastard's stool sample?….ya kinda like that

  3. We all know the coffee there is bad.
    But what is in it for " 22 minute"
    to further destroy Tim Horton's ?
    No kickbacks ?
    No ad campaigns supporting show ?
    Poor return on their personal investment in Timmy's ?
    Someone spill the dirty beans
    on this spoof.

  4. Lmao… I have been waiting for this ever since I saw the Tim's commercial for the first time. I knew you guys would spoof it lol

  5. same-store sales at the coffee-and-doughnut chain fell 4.3 per cent year-over-year in the fourth quarter in all markets, and 4.6 per cent in Canada.
    People are noticing it’s getting worse

  6. You are going to turn me off coffee. That would be hard to do but that came close…

  7. I love how on the original timmies video, they had to disable the likes/dislikes and comments πŸ˜‚

  8. Lolollllll am going to pee-ma-pants!!!
    The original commercial was just begging for it πŸ€¦β€πŸ˜πŸ€£

  9. this is so true McDonalds and Starbucks coffee taste better and you get free refills and better loyalty programs

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