So weird how our prejudices have given everyone their lane. Middle easterner does something, their a terrorist Black person does something their gang related, their a thug but if a white guy walks into a church killing 9 people dead… Continue Reading
a supermind will emerge that will produce ideas no longer comprehensible to the individual man Who am I? No, what I actually mean is: Where am I going? No. Can I start again? What… What is happening? Oh no, I… Continue Reading
What did the excited gardener do when spring finally came? What? He wet his plants What do ghosts ride in an amusement park? A Roller-Ghoster. Where Would You Find Flying Rabbits? In The Hare-Force What Happens When Frogs Parked Illegally?… Continue Reading
Man I really hate tools Yeah you try to talk to them You try to reason with them You try to have just a simple lunch But no tools are tools Tools suck You know what my girl said to… Continue Reading
– (dude) Why are we celebrating Christmas in November? – (Ian) SHUT UP!!! – (Anthony) How long are we gonna be here? – All right, guys! Listen up! I just saw that Krampus movie and it’s scary as sh*t! It’s… Continue Reading
SCHOOL MORNING ROUTINE [alarm beeping] [alarm beeping] [gasps] 3– 8:20. Oh my gosh! I’m so late. Ronald, what are you doing? It’s 8:30. What? No! WEEKEND! MORNING ROUTINE It’s a weekend. It’s a weekend! Why am I sleeping for so… Continue Reading
Welcome everybody come welcome Welcome to the party welcome Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Say hi. Say hello. Welcome to the party. Don’t you want to know what’s going on at the party. Welcome Welcome Welcome Welcome… Continue Reading
♪ ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I’M TRYNA PUT YOU IN THE WORST MOOD ♪ ♪ P1 CLEANER THAN YOUR CHURCH SHOES ♪ ♪ MILLI POINT 2 JUST TO HURT YOU ♪ ♪ ALL RED LAMB JUST TO TEASE YOU… Continue Reading
Oops. Pretty slippery. Oh, wow! Just like in the circus! Will you teach me to do it? Ah, whatever. Oh! Bear will teach me! Bear! The ice is very slippery, and I can’t skate! He’s sleeping again. You always sleep!… Continue Reading
[cough] I think I’m gonna get a dog Will you’re not getting a dog Why not? I’m being a friend here when I say this This is more for the dog than for you You’re not gonna get a dog… Continue Reading