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Trump’s New Border Wall Is Too Hot to Climb

Trump’s New Border Wall Is Too Hot to Climb

-Let’s get to the news. During a visit to the U.S./Mexico border yesterday, President Trump claimed the new wall is designed to absorb heat, making it harder to climb. So it’s absolutely foolproof unless immigrants can find some sort of… Continue Reading

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Trump Threatens a Government Shutdown over His Wall: A Closer Look

Trump Threatens a Government Shutdown over His Wall: A Closer Look

President Trump is threatening a government shutdown over funding for his border wall just as he faces the most serious legal peril of his presidency. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ]… Continue Reading

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Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Borders & Butts

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Borders & Butts

Burnie: you got to watch out with what kids say We went RvB TO last summer and I took my kids with me and we were crossing from Canada into America and the guy was just kinda grilling us a… Continue Reading

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Good News: The Government Still Exists

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO “THE LATE THOUGHSHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. AS YOU WERE.( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AS YOU WERE. SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM. THEN PLEASE STOP SMOKING, BECAUSE IT’S TERRIBLE FOR YOU. POINT IS,… Continue Reading

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How Frozen Should Have Ended – Reissued

How Frozen Should Have Ended – Reissued

Ya Ya Ho Way Ha Hey! Heya Howa Heya Howa Heyaaaaa! This style of music doesn’t fit… anywhere else… anywhere else in the movie! But makes you think Lion King! How Frozen Should Have Ended She will be okay. But… Continue Reading

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Trump Visits Texas Border Amid Government Shutdown

Trump Visits Texas Border Amid Government Shutdown

-You guys, today was the 20th day of the government shutdown. A lot of people are saying that President Trump has backed himself into a corner. And Trump said, “That’s impossible. The Oval Office doesn’t have any corners.” [ Laughter… Continue Reading

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The Women’s March and the Government Shutdown: A Closer Look

The Women’s March and the Government Shutdown: A Closer Look

-The one-year anniversary of President Trump’s inauguration was marked this weekend by nationwide protests and a government shutdown that ended today despite Trump doing as little as possible it resolve it. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer… Continue Reading

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Trump’s Border Wall Is Remarkably Easy To Penetrate

Trump’s Border Wall Is Remarkably Easy To Penetrate

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, WE’RE LEARNING MORE DETAILS ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE HALLOWEEN FESTIVITIES LAST WEEK, WHERE DONALD TRUMP HANDED OUT CANDY TO TRICK OR TREATERS. HE FINALLY GOT TO MEET WINNIE THE POOH. THEY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON (… Continue Reading