Naval Traditions. Baptism of the ship Sailors are superstitious people and there have always been many different rituals and traditions in the Navy. The baptism of a ship is one such tradition. Now, when launching a ship on the water,… Continue Reading
[music playing] Peter, we need to talk. Awesome! OK, my first wish is for 1,000 wishes. [mooing] One man’s trash is another man’s present for their father. I’ve been crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze and drunk women… Continue Reading
James: ♪ And so, I’m offering this simple phrase… ♪ [tone-deaf guitar strum] ♪ to kids… ♪ ♪ from one to.. ninety-two… ♪ Old Man: Uh, I’m ninety-three. Do I still count? James: No, Grandpa, we HATE you! Just so… Continue Reading
An old lady and an old man lived in a little house by themselves they had no children and they felt very lonely and sad at times. It gets so boring with just the two of us you are always… Continue Reading
(DIXIELAND MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) (MICKEY WHISTLING ALONG) (ENGINE STALLS) (ENGINE SPUTTERS) Hmm… (GASPING) (WHEEZING COUGH) (OWL HOOTING) (THUNDER BOOMING) (METAL CLINGING) (RUSTLING) (WOLF HOWLING) (SQUIRREL CHATTERING) Ha-ha! Ha ha ha! (SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL) (SCREAMING) (THUNDER CRASHES) Hyuk!… Continue Reading
Guys there are three Infinity stones in New York if we pick the right year. Shut the front door! Well all six stones are at Thanos’ garden if we just go back there and get them before he destroys them.… Continue Reading
OHHHHHH *spank* *crying* *much crying* *cough cough* *slice AHHH ,WHY!?!?! WE DONT WANT YOU HURTING EACHOTHER WHILE FIGHTING *punches *lick lick* *gross mouth noises and burp* *cough cough* i think im sick UH OH, THIS ONE AINT FATIGUED *bang bang*… Continue Reading
Happy holidays, everyone! Bye!
9 Essentials for a Happy Cat! 1. A warm place to sleep. 2. A healthy diet. damn 3. Regular check ups. 4. Space to exercise. 5. Regular grooming. 6. Channel their inner huntsman 7. A scratching post 8. Provide entertainment.… Continue Reading
This Month in History: March Hey Crash, today we’re going to create the third episode of our monthly miniseries “This Month in History”, which means that sequentially speaking, this time we’re focusing on the month of March. Uhh, Crash? What… Continue Reading