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RMR: New From the Producers of Keeping Canada Alive


Announcer: This week on the
ground-breaking new CBC series, “Kicking Canadians Out
Of Hospital Early.” Rick:
Okay, time to go home. But… but…. I haven’t been seen
by the doctor yet. Rick: Home time! Where are my clothes? Rick:
At home. Chop chop! What?
What’s going on? Rick: Okay, I need
the front doors open stat! I’m disoriented.
Where am I? Rick:
You are going home! But I need medicine. Rick: You need
one cc of bus fare. Tout Suite! Help me! Announcer: “Kicking Canadians
Out Of Hospital Early” on CBC. Don’t let the door hit you
on the open part of your gown.

Stephen Childs

4 Comments

  1. Getting kicked out of hospital early? The Ministry of Health says that's their goal: quicker discharges = better outcomes = money saved = your community hospital's funding. If your local hospital doesn't kick you out, their funding goes out the door.

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