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Newscasters Love Talk Like a Pirate Day


TOMORROW THOUSANDS OF HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS TOMORROW WILL SKIP CLASS TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR CLIMATE CHANGE. OF CLIMATE CHANGE TO MARCH IN WHAT THEY’RE CALLING A GLOBAL CLIMATE STRIKE. I’M GLAD YOUNG PEOPLE ARE DOING SOMETHING ABOUT THE PLANET THEY’RE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE ON, AND TODAY IS AN IMPORTANT DAY, TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, WHICH IS A HOLIDAY, I DON’T KNOW HOW IT STARTED. BUT APPARENTLY, IT’S CELEBRATED ALL OVER THE WORLD, ESPECIALLY BY OUR NATION’S LOCAL ANCHOR PEOPLE.>>IT’S NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.>>MAKE SURE YOU GREET EVERYONE WITH AN AHOY MATEY.>>TOP OF THE MORNIN’ TO YOU.>>AHOY MATEY.>>AHOY MATEY.>>AH, AHOY.>>ARRRR.>>WHAT BETTER PLACE THAN THE ARRRRCH.>>WE’RE GOING TO BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES.>>AHOY.>>AHOY MATEY.>>THERE YOU GO.>>ARRRRR.>>AHOY MATEYS.>>AHOY, MATEY.>>SAYIN’ AHOY MATEY.>>AHOY MATEY.>>SHIVER ME TIMBERS.>>ARRRR, CAPTAIN, I’VE GOT TO FIND KN FIND ME A PATCH WHERE, I’LL JUST DO THIS.>>Jimmy: FOR MOST PEOPLE, THIS IS A FUN DAY, BUT FOR PIRATES AROUND THE WORLD, IT WAS A DIFFICULT DAY. CAPTAIN HOOK SAID HE IS TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING, THIS IS THE LAST THING HE NEEDS. CAPTAIN JERK SPARROW SAID THIS BE CULTURAL ARRRRPROPRIATION. WHY IS THIS OKAY, BUT WHEN I DO A CHINESE ACCENT I GET FIRED FROM LONG JOHN SILVER. SPEAK OUT FOR PIRATE RIGHTS.

Stephen Childs

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