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Jack Black on Turning 50, Jumanji, Tenacious D & Jack White


IN CASE YOU DID NOT KNOW, I WROTE AND ILLUSTRATED A CHILDREN’S BOOK. IT’S CALLED “THE SERIOUS GOOSE.” THIS IS THE BOOK. ALL THE MONEY THAT I MAKE FROM IT GOES TO CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL IN L.A. AND CHILDREN’S HOSPITALS ACROSS THE UNITED STATES. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] YOU CAN BUY IT ANYWHERE THEY HAVE BOOKS. NOT ANYWHERE, BUT — OR YOU CAN GO TO SERIOUSGOOSE.COM. THESERIOUSGOOSE.COM. TO GET A COPY SIGNED BY YOURS TRULY, WHICH IS MY CODE NAME FOR ME. GUILLERMO, DID YOU BUY ONE?>>Guillermo: YEAH, I BOUGHT THREE AT TARGET.>>Jimmy: AND YOU PAID FOR THEM YOURSELF?>>Guillermo: YES.>>Jimmy: ERIN, IS THAT TRUE? DID HE PAY FOR THEM?>>YES.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU LYING? OKAY. WELL, GRACIAS, GUILLERMO.>>Guillermo: YOU’RE WELCOME. YOU’RE THE BEST.>>Jimmy: THERE WILL BE FURTHER INVESTIGATION LATER. [ LAUGHTER ] NO ONE ACTS, ROCKS, OR LOVES HARDER THAN OUR FIRST GUEST TONIGHT. HE’S A GRAMMY-WINNING HALF OF TENACIOUS D AND DEDICATES HIS DAYS TO THEATER. MOVIE THEATER. “JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL” OPENS IN THEATERS FRIDAY. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO JACK BLACK. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WOW. AMAZING. REALLY AMAZING.>>THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT? WE’VE BEEN ON FOR A LONG TIME AND CONSISTENTLY NO ONE MAKES A BETTER ENTRANCE THAN YOU DO. NO ONE. IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE.>>I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME I SET THE BAR A TINY BIT HIGHER. THERE’S A LOT OF PRESSURE NOW FOR MYSELF. I CAN’T JUST WALK OUT HERE ANYMORE. I’M ALWAYS LIKE, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?>>Jimmy: YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN THOSE GLASSES? THEY LOOK A LITTLE STEAMED UP.>>YEAH, A LITTLE STEAMY. IF YOU’VE GOT A SHAM-WOW. MY THING IS I’M BACK THERE AND I WAS LIKE ALL I KNOW IS I’VE GOT TO GET A SPIN-A-ROO IN THERE. [ LAUGHTER ] SO MISSION ACCOMP. SPIN-A-ROO ACHIEVED.>>Jimmy: THESE LOOK LIKE THEY’VE BEEN WIPED DOWN WITH A CHICKEN CUTLET. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT. THAT’S THE BEST I CAN DO. I’M SORRY. I DON’T HAVE ANY SPRAY. IT’S GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>THEY’VE GOT THEIR OWN CHAIR.>>Jimmy: EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? I KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD, RIGHT? TRAVELING.>>YEAH.>>Jimmy: PROMOTING THIS MOVIE.>>”JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL.” IT’S ONE OF THOSE BIG MOVIES. YOU’VE GOT TO GO AROUND THE WORLD TO PROMOTE. SO WE HIT BERLIN. WE HIT LONDON. WE HIT GAY PARIS. AND THEY’RE BIG PREMIERES. EACH CITY HAS THEIR OWN LIKE BIG SHAM-WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] AND YOU KNOW, YOU DO THE PREMIERE. YOU DO THE RED CARPET. AND THEN YOU INTRODUCE THE MOVIE. AT THE PREM-YAY. AND I THOUGHT WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION? AND I WAS THINKING OF ALL THE GREAT LIKE “PREM-YAY” MOMENTS. AND THE BEST ONE IS J-LAW. JENNIFER LAWRENCE AT THE OSCARS. REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS WALKING UP THE STAIRS TO ACCEPT HER OSCAR AND SHE LIKE TRIPPED AND FELL.>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>AND AMERICA JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH HER. EVEN THOUGH IT’S LIKE YOU’RE A KLUTZ. YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. THE OPPOSITE HAPPENED. PEOPLE LOVED HER TEN TIMES MORE. SO THEN AT ALL THE “PREM-YAYS” I’VE JUST BEEN TRIPPING UP THE STAIRS ON PURPOSE BUT IT LOOKS REAL. AND THEN THE FRENCH ARE LIKE, “OH, JACK BLACK, WE LOVE HIM MORE!” [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] AND TO BE HONEST — THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: THEY LIKE THAT STUFF A LOT.>>AND I WAS THINKING I WANTED TO DO IT HERE, TO ENTER WITH A BIG FALL. BUT THEN I THOUGHT, MAYBE THAT’S TOO — WOULD YOU BE OKAY IF WE REDID MY ENTRANCE?>>Jimmy: ABSOLUTELY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>I FEEL LIKE I WANT AMERICA TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.>>Jimmy: SURE. SO YOU WANT ME TO JUST — SO I’LL JUST INTRODUCE YOU AS IF — OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. WELL, LISTEN, IT WAS SO GOOD. WHY NOT DO IT AGAIN? I HOPE JACK SURVIVES THIS ONE. “JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL” OPENS IN THEATERS FRIDAY. PLEASE SAY HELLO TO JACK BLACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?>>I’M OKAY. THAT’S JUST THE FIRST TIME I’VE EVER FALLEN. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT I’M OKAY. I’M JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE. AND I WANT TO THANK THE ACADEMY. I’M GOING TO PUT MY THINGS OVER THERE. ANYWAYS, THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: WE MIGHT HAVE OUR FIRST ON-AIR DEATH. ARE YOU OKAY?>>I’VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MUCH CARDIO AT THE TOP OF A SHOW. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: ALL RIGHT. WELL, THIS IS GREAT. IT’S GREAT YOU HAVE TO — >>I’M GOING TO UNBUTTON ONE JUST TO LET OUT THE STEAM. SHHH.>>Jimmy: BY THE WAY, SPEAKING OF ENTRANCES, I WANT TO SAY I KNOW YOU TURNED 50 A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.>>I DID. [ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: YOU HAD A BIG PARTY AT LARGO.>>WELL, NOT REALLY. I DON’T LIKE TO PARTY. I DON’T LIKE TO HAVE A PARTY FOR MYSELF. I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE WEIRD BEING THE CENTER. I KNOW IT’S WEIRD. IT’S — MY GIG IS BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION. BUT NOT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. I LIKE TO GO TO OTHER PEOPLE’S PARTIES. BUT I WANTED TO DO A BIRTHDAY CONCERT BECAUSE I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WHEN I’M UP ON STAGE, YOU KNOW, PUTTING ON A SHOW. THAT’S LIKE THE BEST WAY TO CELEBRATE MY TIME. IF IT’S MY DAY, I WANT TO PUT ON A SHOW. SO YEAH, MY BUDDY — >>Jimmy: YES. LARGO, WHICH IS A GREAT PLACE TO GO.>>BEST THEATER IN LOS ANGELES.>>Jimmy: IT IS A GREAT THEATER. AND YOU TOOK IT VERY — YOU ACTUALLY CELEBRATED QUITE LITERALLY. DO YOU MIND IF WE SHOW THIS?>>I’D LOVE IT IF YOU SHOWED IT.>>Jimmy: TELL US WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.>>SO THAT’S ME. FOR MY BIG ENTRANCE I WANTED TO RECREATE MY ORIGINAL ENTRANCE INTO THIS WORLD. AND EVERYBODY COMES INTO THE WORLD THE SAME WAY. THROUGH THEIR MOTHER’S REPRODUCTIVE CANAL.>>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>SO MY WIFE MADE THIS — >>Jimmy: YOUR WIFE MADE THIS?>>VULVA. THIS GIGANTIC VULVA TO ENTER THROUGH. IT’S ACTUALLY HOW I WAS BORN. MY BUTT CAME FIRST AND THEN MY DOCTOR PUT IT BACK AND PUT MY FOOT NEXT AND THEY PULLED ME OUT BY THE FEET.>>Jimmy: AND YOU HOPPED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER. >>YEAH. AND I HAD MY UMBILICAL CORD WRAPPED AROUND MY NECK. [ APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: WOW. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL — WAS YOUR FAMILY THERE TO SEE THAT?>>ONCE AGAIN IT WAS JUST VERY POFRN IMPORTANT THAT I HAD THE RIGHT ENTRANCE. AND IF IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY SHOW, AND IT WAS CALLED THE JACK BLACK EXPERIENCE BECAUSE I DIDN’T WANT PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE TO KNOW IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY SHOW. I THOUGHT WHAT BETTER WAY TO START THE JACK BLACK EXPERIENCE WHERE I TELL PEOPLE THE WHOLE STORY OF MY LIFE THAN TO START AT THE BEGINNING.>>Jimmy: WAS YOUR FAMILY THERE TO SEE THIS, TO WITNESS THIS?>>YEP. SOME OF MY FAMILY WAS THERE. MY BOYS WERE THERE. MY WIFE WAS THERE. THEY WERE ALL PART OF THE SHOW.>>Jimmy: HOW DID THE BOYS LIKE THE ENTRANCE?>>THE BOYS, I THINK THEY LOVED THE SHOW, BUT THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY TRAUMATIZED. IT WASN’T REALLY FOR KIDS. BUT — [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE THEY?>>THEY ARE NOW 11 AND 13.>>Jimmy: OKAY. >>BUT I THINK AS LONG AS THERE’S CREATIVITY INVOLVED, I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM LETTING THEM — >>Jimmy: NOT ONLY THAT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW BABIES ARE BORN ANYMORE.>>EXACTLY. WE CAN SKIP THAT LESSON OF THE BIRDS AND THE BEES.>>Jimmy: ARE THEY COMING TO THE PREMIERE WITH YOU?>>OH, YEAH. THEY’RE IN THE DRESSING ROOM RIGHT NOW. WITH MY DAD, MY STEPMOM, MY SISTER, ALL IN THE HOUSE.>>Jimmy: OH, WOW. WHERE IS YOUR DAD VISITING FROM?>>MY DAD IS VISITING FROM TENASKET, WASHINGTON IN WASHINGTON STATE.>>Jimmy: WOW.>>YEAH. IT’S VERY EXCITING.>>Jimmy: DOES HE COME TO ALL YOUR PREMIERES?>>HE’S NOT REALLY BEEN TO ANY OF THE — I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST ONE. BUT THIS IS ONE OF THOSE WHERE IT’S A BIG ONE AND THEY DON’T COME AROUND THAT OFTEN ANYMORE, YOU KNOW, THE BIG ONES WHERE IT’S AN EVENT, A WORLDWIDE MOVIE.>>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>SO HE CAME DOWN. EXCITED TO HAVE HIM HERE, SHARE THE — IT’S NOT A RED CARPET. TONIGHT IT’S A BLUE CARPET. I’M GOING TO BRING HIM ON THE BLUE CARPET.>>Jimmy: OKAY. MAYBE YOUR DAD WILL MAKE AN ENTRANCE OF SOME KIND. DOES YOUR DAD DO THAT SORT OF THING?>>MAYBE WE’LL BOTH SLIP AND FALL ON OUR BUTTS. I LIKE THAT THING YOUR ‘CAUSIN DID, COUSIN MICKEY, WHEN SHE FELL DOWN.>>Jimmy: THAT WAS QUITE A — >>YOU SEE, THE WHOLE WORLD FELL IN LOVE WITH MICKEY THE SAME WAY.>>Jimmy: JACK BLACK IS HERE WITH US. “JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL” IS THE MOVIE. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.>>>LOOK OUT!>>OH.>>OH, LORD.>>BETHANY?>>NO. I’M — WHAT? NO. NO, NO, NO! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!>>YES, I’M — DAMN IT! THE HELL, MAN.>>SOMETHING WENT WRONG.>>YOU THINK?>>Jimmy: THAT IS JACK BLACK IN “JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL.” AND YOU HAVE TAKEN IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL.>>I HAVE. I GOT KEVIN HART’S ROLE THIS TIME. I GET TO BE FRIDGE THIS TIME.>>Jimmy: KEVIN WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK. DWAYNE JOHNSON WILL BE HERE THIS WEEK. WERE YOU GUYS FLYING AROUND TOGETHER ON A PLANE GOING EVERYWHERE?>>SEPARATELY. BUT TOGETHER ONCE WE GOT TO THE DESTINASH.>>Jimmy: AND IT MAKES IT A LOT MORE FUN TO BE WITH THOSE GUYS.>>YOU MEAN TO BE SEPARATE AND THEN TOGETHER?>>Jimmy: AS LONG AS THERE’S A TOGETHER PART. FIRST OF ALL, WITH TENACIOUS D YOU AND KYLE, YOU DID LIKE A WORLD TOUR. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>THANK YOU.>>Jimmy: HOW WAS THAT?>>AND THANK YOU, EVERYONE ELSE, FOR JOINING IN WITH MY PEEPS. TENACIOUS D. YOU KNOW, THAT’S THE — THAT’S MY PRIDE AND JOY. THAT’S MY BABY. LOVE TO GO ON TOUR WITH — WE GOT A ROCK OPERA, “POST APOCALYPTO.” WE TOURED ALL AROUND THE WORLD. AND WE EVEN STOPPED OFF IN NASHVILLE AND WE GOT A CALL FROM JACK WHITE. YEAH. WHO HAS HIS HEADQUARTERS THERE IN NASHVILLE. AND HE WAS LIKE HEY, IF YOU’RE COMING THROUGH WHY DON’T YOU COME BY AND RECORD A LITTLE SOMETHING AT MY HOME STUDIO. AND WE WERE LIKE, YES. WE CAN’T SAY NO TO THAT. BECAUSE HE’S A LEGEND.>>Jimmy: HE’S THE GREATEST.>>I LOVE JACK WHITE.>>Jimmy: HE’S FANTASTIC.>>BUT THERE ALSO WAS TERROR. LIKE OH, NO. WELL, BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO LET JACK WHITE DOWN. SO WE’RE LIKE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? WE CAN’T JUST GO RECORD ONE OF OUR OLD SONGS. WE’VE GOT TO WRITE A NEW SONG. SO WE WROTE A SONG ABOUT HOW TERRIFIED WE WERE TO GO ROCK FOR JACK WHITE. AND IT’S CALLED “DON’T BLOW IT, CAGE.” MY PARTNER IN TENACIOUS D, I AFFECTIONATELY CALL HIM CAGE. AND WE WENT AND WE BLEW DOORS DOWN. AND IT’S AVAILABLE IF YOU WANT TO HEAR “DON’T BLOW IT, CAGE.”>>Jimmy: WHAT IS IT LIKE AT THE STUDIO? HE LICHZ AT — THE STUDIO’S IN HIS HOUSE.>>YES. AND IF ANYONE GETS A CHANCE TO GO TO JACK WHITE’S HOUSE, JUMP ON THAT OPPORTUNITY. IT WAS AN EXPERIENCE.>>Jimmy: BUT NOT RIGHT NOW. WAIT TILL DAYTIME.>>YEAH. DON’T HOP THE FENCE. YOU’VE GOT TO GET THE INVITE. BUT THE THING ABOUT HIS PLACE, IT’S LIKE GOING TO GRACELAND. IT’S LIKE EVERY ROOM HAS BEEN LIKE METICULOUSLY CURATED.>>Jimmy: IS THAT RIGHT?>>WITH MAGIC AND HUMOR AND WEIRDNESS. AND WHILE I WAS WALKING THROUGH HE SAID, IF YOU DON’T MIND, JUST DON’T TAKE ANY PICTURES OR VIDEO. AND I WAS LIKE, THIS IS KILLING ME. THIS WOULD BE THE BEST PHOTOS AND VIDEOS. AND I WAS LIKE-I THINK I KNOW WHY, THOUGH. HE’S CREATING A GRACELAND. WHEN HE DIES, THEN YOU WILL BE ALLOWED TO GO IN AND TOUR THE MUSEUM OF JACK WHITE. AND THEN I IMMEDIATELY — >>Jimmy: WHAT’S IN THERE? TELL US SOMETHING THAT’S IN THERE. CAN YOU TELL SOMETHING THAT’S IN THERE?>>LITERALLY EVERY SQUARE INCH OF THAT PLACE HAS A MOMENT MAGIC BUT MY FAVORITE MIGHT HAVE BEEN THERE’S THESE TWO LIKE TAXIDERMY LIONS, HUGE POWERFUL BEASTS, AND IN BETWEEN THEM THERE’S THIS GORGEOUS ORNATE LIKE THRONE. AND HE SAID YOU CAN SIT THERE. THAT’S WHERE I GO TO READ, BETWEEN THE LIONS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ APPLAUSE ] AND THAT IS SO — IT’S SO CORNY. IT’S SO CHEESY. BUT IT’S ALSO SO GENIUS. AND EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK THERE’S ANOTHER SITUATION LIKE THAT.>>Jimmy: THAT’S PRETTY GOOD, YEAH. WELL, IT’S VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU. WHEN IS THAT GOING TO COME OUT, THAT RECORD YOU MADE?>>IT’S OUT. “DON’T BLOW IT, CAGE.”>>Jimmy: IN THAT CASE, I LOVE THAT RECORD. [ LAUGHTER ]>>IT’S ONE SONG. IT’S JUST ONE SONG.>>Jimmy: WELL, I DON’T WANT TO GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOU. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL ENTRANCE. TWO BEAUTIFUL ENTRANCES.>>CAN YOU JUST CUT OUT THE FIRST ONE AND THEN CUT OUT THIS PART TOO?>>Jimmy: YEAH. WE’LL CUT THE WHOLE THING OUT. IT WILL BE AS IF YOU WERE NEVER ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]>>NO, I — >>Jimmy: JACK BLACK! HE WAS NOT HERE. HIS MOVIE’S CALLED “JUMANJI: THE NEXT LEVEL.” IT OPENS FRIDAY.

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  1. How the F has Jimmy been on sooooo long? He's not funny or talented in the slightest imo.. Sad days we're living in

  2. Kimmel and the audience laughing at everything Jack says is why I haven't got this guy subbed.

  3. So this is weird but who thinks Jimmy Kimmel is cute lol. Bless u jack black u are da man !! 😁😁

  4. Dude the exchange between Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo is degrading. It feels wrong.

  5. Love me some " Hardcore T.D. / J.B. K.G. Jumanji " Jabliski coMBO, NO beTTer… 🙅💫💖👀🎶🎵🎼👏💪🎥📹🎤🎸🃏

  6. I hit the thumbs up as soon as the curtain rose for the incredible Jack Black; I know already this interview was going to be great

  7. Jack Black I adore you for been crazy humorous I think you need more cardio around your belly

  8. What an Entrance for 50 LMAO I hope to be walking into places the same way when I'm 50 lol

  9. Why does it seem that every time i open jimmy kimmel video he is talking about the book

  10. Sooooo who's his Taylor not one rip anywhere…🤔oh and that's a nice volva

  11. I love jack black hes sooo cool and humble and i love because he always stood loyal to Tenacious D.

  12. I watch these for his entrance he’s would be so fun to hang out with 😂😂😂

  13. I don't know if I'm reading into it, but it seemed like something weird happened between them at the very end when Jimmy asked when the record was coming out. I think Jack was joking around about cutting the segment so that it was just his crazy entrance and Kimmel mistook it as some kind of (joking) dig at him because he didn't know about the song being out? Because he says "I don't want to fight you, Jack" and then there's just sort of an awkward vibe. I don't know, I rewatched it twice and it's hard to figure out what's happening at that moment.

  14. it's so weird, cuz jack is a legend. but since i am watching him on youtube it takes it away from me. the feeling of legendness. kinda sucks. i have thre same with will smith. pls celebs, don't do youtube. it just ruinsd your legacy

  15. can somebody tell me why the Jumanji next level premier is set on to be 13 December but I saw it in belgium cinemas on 6th December? Did the Belgium folks release it too earlie or am I just stupid ?

  16. Jack rockin them puma suede kiss paul stanly designed shoes I might have to get a pair now

  17. When a famous person doesn’t know how to write something interesting, they write books for kids.

  18. Every time I see Jack Black it makes me hungry for fast food, because younger I always remember seeing on him on MTV or VH1 and it showed him going through a couple of drive thrus.

  19. Jack Black actually gets involved with this video at 1:00 in case you clicked onto this video for the same reason I clicked onto this video. Namely, to see Jack Black.

  20. I've loved this guy for the last 20 years 😀 He's crazy AF.
    ABSOLUTELY ADORE HIM!!

  21. ive seen alot of film and its always nice too get a refreshing taste from this man Jack Black a mix of chris farley and david spade

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