How The Social Network Should Have Ended

Why do I always wear sandals and shorts
when it is freezing outside? How The Social Network Should Have Ended I’m not upset I don’t care about anything you’ve been
saying tonight I just wanna be noticed and part of the final clubs. Because that’s all that’s important. (sigh) You’re going to think girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd but really it will be because you’re an (beep)-hole. Crap. I can’t believe she dumped me. She was really hot. I’m gonna blog so bad about her. Should you be hacking these servers? Psh, I don’t care about privacy. Hey, we’re twins. And there’s two of me. And our father’s rich. We heard about your
blog. We wanna hire you to make our social network. Hmmm.. That gives me an amazing idea. They’re saying that we stole the Facebook. I know. So did we? Why don’t you feed your chicken? This idea is potentially worth millions
of dollars. A million dollars isn’t cool, you know what is cool? a frillion, wajillion, bazillion dollars. That’s not even a real number. We’ve worked on this together. Do you want this? Do you want to go back
to being a joke? I am not a joke. I am Spider-man. I, not so secretly, hate your coolness. Down here it’s our time! It’s our time,
down here. Did you just quote Goonies? Mr. Zuckerburg, do I have your full attention? No. You have the minimal amount, because I am more important than anyone in this room. Well, excuse me! Mark!! Ugh! The cops, they busted me with cocaine and minors, man. Your best friend is suing for 600 bazillion dollars. I was your one friend… This is so impersonal. Hi, its Mark. Zuckerburg. I ugh… Well I just wanted to say.. I’m sorry. I’m bringing Facebook back. Yeah! Them
other boys don’t know how to act. Yeah! Bring it down to Facebook-ville!

Stephen Childs


  1. wait this was posted in 2010.. wasnt the amazing Spider-Man posted in 2012? how did that joke even happen?

  2. Yikes, after what just happened recently, I'd say that zukkerburg is the bvs lex of humanity

  3. Andrew Garfield: " I am Spiderman "
    Jesse Eisenberg: " I am Lex Luthor "
    Justin Timberlake – " I am Justin Timberlake"


  5. you forgot the part where he peels off his outer layer of skin revealing a humanoid reptilian and yells:


    then he eats everyone

  6. I like how this showed up in my recommendation with everything that has happened to Mark this week in real life. Good job youtube.

  7. “Should you be hacking these servers??”
    “Pfft, I don’t care about privacy!”

    Oh, the foreshadowing.

  8. Oh, I think this wasnt the only way it could have ended…

  9. How The Social Network Should have ended: Part 1: "I'm Sorry that I earned so much of money off of ads and privacy of the users." Part 2: "Congressman, I dont understand that question."

  10. Came back here just to say the "I DONT CARE ABOUT PRIVACY" moment is even more hillerious now

  11. My 1st time seeing this and I didn't know Garfield was going to mention the Spidey part. Lol

  12. I love it when he says privacy is not important … to everyone in 2018

  13. The actual movie would've been even better than it already is if it had the ending they have here.

  14. doooooooooont beeeeeeeeeee an aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  15. A million dollars isn’t cool, you know what is cool?

    A frillion wajillion bizzilion dollars

  16. apologizing? Nah that's too ez. It's much more intresting to make a drama about the whole situation.

  17. You seem to forget, good sir, that this movie was based on a true story.

  18. I'm Spider-Man!… Well I'm Lex Luthor. I got Mart… uh… Aunt May. Now you do what I want…

  19. when you realize spiderman and lex luthor created facebook, and kilmonger and captain america are the same FF member, and batman is daredevil.

  20. How the Social Network should have ended?

    Not invent Facebook

  21. This movie is nearly perfect it's kinda hard to make fun of it. But I guess you literally make fun of any more no matter how good it is.

  22. “Did you just quote Goonies?”

    Still has me cracking up in 2019💀💀

  23. Wait how is he Spiderman when this was posted in 2010 and the movie came out in 2012 🤔🤔

  24. It mentions Andrew Garfield being Spiderman in a video made in 2010 and the first amazing Spiderman movie came in 2012

  25. Who here knows that the real Mark Zuckerberg is not anything like the one in the movie aka Mark SUCKERburg 🤣 get it

  26. hold up!so hishe predicted andrew would be the spiderman in 2010?????????????

  27. That ending would have been better. If he just said sorry.

  28. if this was made in 2010 and amazing spider-man came out in 2012, how did you know Andrew Garfield was going to play spider-man

  29. I'm bringing Facebook back (yeah!)
    Them other boys don't know how to act (yeah!)


  30. How did you paint the background…which software you are using for painting background??

  31. And look at Fakebook today !
    Violators of Anti-Trust Laws, zuckyurdick LYING to Congress at a Congressional Hearing, CENSORING Conservative Accounts, et cetera and so forth !

  32. Andrew Garfield: I'm not a joke I'm spiderman.
    2 years later: gets casted as spiderman

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