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Honest Government Ad | The Great Australian Bight


G’day I’m from the Australian government you know, the ******* who killed the Great Barrier Reef the largest living structure on the planet,
visible even from outer space whoops! but don’t worry,
there’s another great wonder down under so say goodbye to the Great Barrier Reef
and say hello to the Great Australian Bight One of the few remaining places we
haven’t completely ****** the Bight is a pristine sanctuary
for ****loads of endangered species dolphins… whales… and whatever these freaks are it’s also the heart of our fishing industry which makes it the perfect next choice of
Greatness to annihilate under our MALGA Policy:
Make Australia Less Great, Again That’s why we’re about to let a
bunch of eco criminals drill for oil in the Bight yup right in the middle of those sanctuaries is it a good deal? Sure, for these ***** who’ll walk away with billions in profits while paying bugger-all taxes which means the economic benefit for you is approximately… zero! Will it create jobs? Stacks! in the booming post-apocalyptic
dead planet tourism industry which we’re helping to bring about Is it safe? Of course not remember that time that oil rig blew up,
causing the biggest ecological fail ever? that was in calm waters and close to rescue services and this is the Bight: and ocean so
pissed off and remote our chances of containing a spill here
are approximately… ****-all! which is why even oil companies have
forecast that if… I mean, when a spill occurs it will pretty much endanger the
entire southern coast of Australia along with all the fishing and tourism jobs Are we gonna do it anyway? You betcha! Our mates are just waiting
for the green light from NOPSEMA our super dodgy Regulator which we’ve
stacked full of former oil executives which is why unless you get wind of this
******** and tell us to GTFO drilling should commence
as early as 2018 Welcome to the Great Australian Bight Home to our next Great **** up. Authorised by the Department for
Making Australia Less Great, Again

Stephen Childs

100 Comments

  1. I was surprised to watched this .. I thought Australian government is environmental friendly and follow the rules and regulations.. if itโ€™s happened in Sri Lanka I understand ๐Ÿค”

  2. I will copy your content to my own government and also america๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ thank youuu

  3. I am doing political corruption for my English assignment- itโ€™s so hard for me not to swear about everything they do I just want to say the liberal government should just fuck right off and suck a dick.

  4. Have your say!
    https://www.nopsema.gov.au/news-and-media/news-announcement/2019/03/27/transparency-reforms/

  5. Hahahaha.. I love it. In all honesty though Australia is a great place. They just need to take Uncle Sam's dick out of their ass and have faith in themselves.

  6. I like some of your videos, but I'm no sure I agree here. More safety precautions need to be taken than in the Gulf of Mexico (in that case there were many shut-off exemptions issued that shouldn't have been), but the mere presence of rigs shouldn't endanger wildlife if it's overseen properly. You also showed Statoil's logo a lot. For those of you who don't know that's the mostly Norwegian state-owned company they use to augment their welfare state's ability to spend. No doubt they do good things. So the issue is complicated.

  7. Its sad… Funny also… And enjoyable just because of the actress ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’—โค

  8. I've watched a number of your videos and now I understand why you spell Australian in French ('Australien'). What an insecure, childish, and moronic government you have to deal with in Australia. Sorry you guys don't have a Bill of Rights like we do in the United States.

  9. I didnt know the aussie government was soo fucked up until today from binge watching you guys

  10. Juicemedia and Aussyman reviews are my two favorite channels for "Australian" content.

  11. more great satire …. You make great Satire content the stuff that make you want to subscribe ….done just subscibed … good stuff

  12. The sea creature is a Leafy Sea Dragon… Here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leafy_seadragon

  13. Drill baby drill! Hippies should be hunted and killed on all continents.

  14. That calculator and the delivery of "FUCKALL"….just simply epic….๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘

  15. Upsy-daisy I tripped over again got to protect my knees and elbows must avoid browsing and bruising ๐Ÿ˜

  16. Can I take the liberty and translate the captions for some of your videos?

  17. stop it u crazy bitches, gonna laught till lungs stop working. and yes birds u to have the finger on the pulse. kiss off life and don't touch my cock just dump me into the corral reef. see if the horse thiny give me kiss of life. under water horse don't care, hey on paternaity leave.

  18. I love the oversized calculators. Sad to know every Gov't in the world is under a corrupt right wing Gov't.

  19. MALGA classic!!!!! Make Australia Less Great Again under zio-jew owned corporations and allowed by zio-jew politicians.

  20. I can see that you ladies can see right through politicians.
    Hopefully you can find some honest people out there.
    I'm sure that alot of your subscribers are on the level.

  21. Please make ads for the United States this is going down the shit. hole.

  22. My favorite part always, when you say "fuck all" it just brightens my day!

  23. Is the lack of views of this channel reflective of a lack of knowledge about it or that I am in the minority in my views that this is the most informative place to learn about what our government is up to?

  24. You guys are making only videos but wow it is making waves and thats just what is needed. Please make a video about the problem of police selling drugs

  25. ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE VIDEO.. and disgusting that shit crap is about to happen

  26. equinor your not fucking welcomed here all Aussies HATE YOU!!!!

  27. Why do you bleep out c**t but not f**k? Just curious.

  28. What is the status of this in 2019? I am an American who has been following the Adani debacle in QLD but I am not up to speed on drilling in the bight.

  29. I love your channel! So creative and hilarious! โค๏ธ

  30. You can always rely on Norwegian companies to fuck up other countries' ecosystems/local communities. Norway, a country that has the most hypocritical policy when it comes to the environment.

  31. These amazing videos have me wishing all the more for a big red button to get rid of us all in one go. Earth would throw a fucking party!

  32. Peluang kita untuk menghentikan kebocoran oli disini adalah…. *NGENTOT BESAR!* :v ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฉ

  33. Recently the australians shit elections came up and turned into an American election with the fuck off government we Donโ€™t want to vote for your bullshit oh and either side is shit as fuck.

  34. I googled "Shit Fuckery", and got this.
    I wanted to witness Prince Philip getting knighted by Tony Abbot.
    Cool and normal, I suppose.

  35. Oh no, we gonna use the planet we counquared. How….
    Like seriuosly everyone thinks we just gonna live here for fucking ever? You know how many ridicilious shit going out in space? You have any clue how immortal we can become as a race or even as a concept?
    Holy shit, imagine like 1 million year later on planet fucking far away we somehow see this video and absolutelly laugh our asses off so hard that we wanted to save some body of water cuz it looks pretty MUHAHAHAHAHA
    Seroiusly guys. We absolutelly dominated this planet and we totally enjoying the feast. Personally I would harpoon all these nature loving fucks togather and send them to an ocean planet or whatever and let them group wank on the shores of planet size waves and make them wear a sign that says.
    "Everything I see with my eye is just created in my brain by animalistic impulses, and now i want to be a bitch."

  36. 1:30 the original guy's sleazy leering face looks worse than the one superimposed on top.

  37. We r such a bunch of sellout low life's who voted Dutton n co back in. Get offended u feminists and Chinese sellout I hope yr kids r molested and u watch a pearl get a 2 yrs or less sentence, and not want to commit, dare I say it an abhorrent act of oh no ….. Violence. 4th Reich, invade now china we r lubed up

  38. 2018. Have they done it? If so, it has been very quiet. Nothing more heard about it. Does this mean it was stopped?

  39. "Great Australian Bight: Norwegian energy company given environmental approval to drill for oil" They did it! A win for Nopsema – screw the whales.

  40. No no no ๐Ÿ˜ช itโ€™s been approved ๐Ÿ˜ก
    Everything in this ad is bang on

  41. Fuck off liberals, never voted for you, never will, you are all for big business and donโ€™t give a stuff about main Australia. Legalised crooks. Royal commission?

  42. I hope they do 1 on the strontuim/baronium disease making & fine aluminium particulate "chemtrailling-wildfire fuelling" & also particle beam exposure & 5g suburban weapons like "wifi"….wtf

  43. Did this happen? Please tell me that some sense prevailed and they backpedalled on the decision

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