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Honest Government Ad | Australia Day


Hello, I’m from the Australien Government Are you ready for Amnesia Day? Amnesia Day is our national holiday, when
we come together as one to forget our dodgy history with the help of our favourite memory-inhibitor Ahhhh….Tastes like a peaceful settlement! Sadly, Amnesia Day is under threat Each year, more and more Aussies are refusing
to celebrate on January 26 What’s causing this perverse behaviour? Some of these fact-tards are spending Amnesia Day actually remembering what it commemorates Which of course is the day the British arrived and started colonising the lands of the oldest
continuing culture on earth… the kangaroo AMNESIA DAY! Worst of all, city councils are responding
to their communities’ concerns by moving events and celebrations to another day But don’t worry, here at the Australien Government we know how to gently bring everyone
together in harmony CELEBRATE YA PIECES OF SHIT Coz Australia Day is all about honouring what
makes us great: our freedom. IT IS NOW MANDATORY TO AWARD CITIZENSHIPS
ONLY ON JANUARY 26 So c’mon Straya, crack a tinnie! char a baby sheep stick a flag on yer car, or yer knob and crank up the Hottest 100 – which
has now been moved to… wtf? IT IS NOW MANDATORY TO HAVE FUN ONLY ON JANUARY 26 You know what, fuck it – we’ll change the date Then we can pretend that we’ve fixed everything and ignore the structural changes our First Nations actually want us to make Nah just kidding! We’ll keep the date AND keep pretending to fix shit Like by appointing this dickhead to be Indigenous envoy lol Here’s how you can help save Amnesia Day
from all these woke c*nts 1. Don’t make the day political (Actually please do it) ScoMo really needs
to stoke a culture war before the election It’s all we’ve got left 2. Don’t question tradition That’s the sign of a mature, thinking nation
which is able to grow Mature thinking nation: BAD! Rat-arsed unconscious nation: GOOD! 3. If anyone questions tradition tell ‘em
to “get over it” and that “it’s all in the past” Sure you’ll be saying the exact opposite
when ANZAC Day comes round in a few months but by then you’ll have forgotten all about it anyway Happy Amnesia Day Authorised by the Department for Partying like its 1788

Stephen Childs

100 Comments

  1. Forgot the past? Tell that to Jews who just passed act 447 and claimed half of Poland.

  2. Undermine a peoples own order by causing chaos to effect ones own supremacy. Fleece the sheep to feed the wolves and feed the wolves to the tiger after your done with them. The wolves are communism and Islam …the tiger luciferianism. All those missing children that have never been found! Millions! All those young beautiful adults gone! Now we get 'shit migration' and the promotion of rape culture and sex out of marriage , the prohibition on Jewish Christianity and child sex as a right . Essentially they have forced their will on us and simply want all the savvy , smart and good looking people gone. They want us kept desperate to traction us to obey them…pay your INCREASING rent or eviction, pay your utilities or well cut you off! Pay that mortgage or repossession ! Or pay that property tax or seizure! We get the idea; we will make sure they have no security even while we pretend a free market practice .

    Pretty sad.

    Now In the Montreal public library; they brought in all these desperate people , the dumbest of the lot, and or the most depraved supposed migrants, simply by squeezing them all somehow , and then kick in the need for increasing security; ya, with blacks from africa and NOT french men and women???? Ding. **If your party Quebecois you better start paying attention to your liberty! ** Because these security cannot represent it. they represent someone's else dirty little tyranny.

    Ya..I feel safe at the National Library in Montreal. Not really. It looks like a prison.

  3. Don't know about this one, it's like your saying they dropped anchor landed and to top of a great day went a killed heap of the indigenous people of Australia?
    It isn't this simple, IMO.

  4. I literally found out about you yesterday and went through 20 vids this shyt is gold.

  5. As Australians we can be proud of our country and what it has achieved. It is Australia day!! not Amnesia day you fuck tards.

  6. Not Australian but, what are people supposed to do? Scrap the day, the name, and now create a new unified nation? Then celebrate that day? I mean let's have some answers.

  7. skull beers and shag .  all you need to do to keep that fat cats who run the government happy .

  8. Watching this channel made me realise what a fucked up rogue country Australia is. In retrospect, hard to understand why this surprised me. Just look at your best buddies over in the UK&US and it all starts to make sense. Fuckers!

  9. The presenter is hot, whoever is seeing her is a lucky guy. Her smile and body language is beautiful.

  10. I'd like to add that perhaps we could all help bring home Julian Assange to be publicly burnt alive at the stake for even suggesting an alternative to the news issuing forth from the 'media'!

  11. The amount of savagery in this video, you could blend ice to make a smoothie with it, and it would taste like habanero and pineapples.

  12. The oldest continuing culture on earth…the kangaroos.

  13. If you want to move the date, get out of the country. I hope you get deported you fucking twat.

  14. Lolwut? Australia day commemorates federation, the date the colonies of australia officially federalised into a commonwealth.

  15. ur mad but like u, my tribe layed out few, and half caster royal dropped a kid suirs ps good on her, gotta shake up establishment. and jullian assange ruppert murdoch will fuck u a around, armadilo IT. dirty SW1A will have to get the gloves off and slap humans till they agree that Monsanto and many establishent are self selve serving kunts.

  16. This whole channel seems really smells of self loathing and white guilt

  17. No surprise here that the people in this comment section defending January 26th have atrocious grammar.

  18. 0:35 well yes I have to agree here.
    The original inhabitants of all lands on Earth are animals. So they are the true custodians of the land..sorry to say…no I'm not hahaha. Animals are the true custodians and most have been pushed to extinction through colonisation from all human backgrounds and colours…not just the English.
    Still love your videos though.

  19. izzit just me or does anyone else find that her intelligence, delivery, exquisite voice and language combine with her smokin' hotnessosity make her the most awesome female ever…?

  20. July 30th is Australia day. Well it was in 1915.
    Dont believe me do a search!

  21. National Shit Happens Day, 'cos we need an excuse to get rat-arsed. Wait, do we? Let's not ask difficult questions, and open another beer!

  22. Sorry girls love you but not this one History is not what they say Look at the buildings of yesterday do you really think European convicts and sheep herders built the grand cities of Australias yesterday's no my dears history is not what they say Twas the church that rounded up the children to subdue the aboriginal unto submission Everyone whom dwells upon this land has the right to be proud and celebrate We are the world's puppets and aussies know it but so are all the people of earth

  23. Ha haaa….well, if it wasn't for the so called 'invasion,' there would be no 'Australia!'
    No buildings. No medicine. No schools. No roads. No transport. No air travel. No clothes. No farms. No…..basically, no nothing. You wouldn't even have the f**king wheel. So yes, historically, bad things were done and it is right to acknowledge that but why do Aussies jump on the shame bandwagon and demonise their heritage at the expense of the good? Because the whole issue is politicised. That's why! If this continent was left to it's original inhabitants who never even discovered the wheel, well, you'd have less than f**k all.
    So I say thanks to the British, Italians and Greeks who made Australia and say make mine a cold beer (brewed in a brewery, in a building, by men, who work, then delivered to a shop, by a truck, on a road) on Australia Day and leave the guilt and shame carnival to the SJW's, virtue signallers and politicians (the irony – you will not find a more self serving profession. Do you actually think they give a damn about Aboriginals????).
    Amen!

  24. Brilliantly creative way to express your opinions about the fu***ed up country that you currently live in. Many of us watching your videos live in countries that are Uncle Sam's vassals to greater or lesser extent, experiencing virtually the same neo-imperial/neo-liberal sh..t you Aussies are experiencing. I wish you every success. Greetings from Romania and keep up the good work.

  25. If Aboriginal soveriegnty is acknowledged by all governments maybe we can get over this sorry debacle at last, and then get rat arse pissed at a great aussie barbeque, don't change the date, change the name January 26 BBQ day !

  26. Zoe's sooo hot, I might invade Australia again for her… lolll 😂

  27. I'm all for a public holiday when we can all party but let's just move it to the day of Kevin Rudd's apology instead of the day the British first invaded this continent.

  28. It should also be remembered that Australia lost a war to a bunch of fucking Emus.

  29. Even if one lone person landed on the moon and raised his or her flag
    The bastards down here would figure a way out to interfere.

  30. I don't know what is more disturbing the fact that it might be right or the fact that people have lost faith in their government so much that they have no respect for it.

  31. English government via Phillip took the spear and free will away from the Aborigines by force and new laws, and we say that was terrible shame on them. The governments since and still to this day have and are doing exactly the same to all Australians and we just continue to bend over and …….. At least the Aboriginals put up a bit of a fight. Its now shame on us.

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  33. you'll never make them happy, even if the date was changed, the name was changed and the flag was changed, nothing makes "woke" people happy…

  34. As a citizen of the first country (I'm guessing) that stripped the historical context from its national birthday by replacing the original name (Dominion i.e. self-governing colony) with the name of our country (Canada) I'm glad we don't have this kind of historical baggage, since our invasion, I mean initial settlement, was a lot earlier.

  35. Hmmm i usually agree with juice on most things but on this particular subjet i do not.

  36. I'm laughing at some of the butt hurt comments from the right wing of Australia. Their tears are all too delicious.😂

  37. are you really ? , I would luv to stuff your mouth with my well-hungness , good S$%t

  38. These clips seem very left & always bashing Australia & Aussies.
    The funny sarcasm barely camouflage the underlying loathing, plenty of sarcasm few measurable facts in these vids,.

  39. lol i love this channel wish we had one in canada for doug ford it would be so easy lol

  40. …….or simply watch John Pilger's documentary "Utopia". everything well presented and even better explained there.

  41. don't lile this video . .. too many issues currently to live in the past … yes u said it get over it mate

  42. We sometimes forget that our indigenous people are the oldest civilized culture on Planet Earth.
    The didgeridoo is not just a wind instrument. It is the closest approximation we can do of the sound of our world as it revolves around the axis.
    Yes, we make sound. The WORLD makes sound. I have three daughters and one son. I never, ever want them to forget that. It is the original music.

  43. Australia Day is the celebration of the Australian culture and it’s ability to unify, incorporate and respect. To continue to play victim and deny the evolution of the day shows the exact subject this clip portrays. The government has acknowledged and taken responsibility for past actions against the indigenous and has shown willingness to move forward. Can you not? This just makes it about us vs them. Now there has to be 2 days. Celebrate “Yubun” or celebrate Australia day. Enough. I did not commit any atrocity. Why am I held to ransom? Can we ever move on? What can I do personally to make amends? I really want to know? Is there anything? The world is being ripped apart by people thinking that they are the only ones who are hurt. What about what is happening right now to US? Never forget what happened in the past but live in today. Make NOW the utopia you seek.

  44. The Australian Government: If you don't love the British flag then leave, because whites have been here for 60,000 years, and you belong somewhere else not us.

  45. Wow. Scary similar to Argentinean history.
    Our old "race day" oct12 it's the day Columbus arrived in America and then the slaughter begun.
    But hey! We're all white people thats left now, so let celebrate our european "roots" (wink wink)!

  46. How many people noticed that all the Australia Day gear was made in China. What a joke.

  47. Anzac is about forgetting, Lest we forget… And by we it's not us. Anyone smart enough to get that?

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