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Holiday World & Splashin’ Safari
proudly present The Book of the k-Night. We invite you to join all the
illustrious names that follow: Sir Voyage, the Maiden. [Sound FX: Crashing waves, ship bell ringing] Sir Wil-deh, the Beest. [Sound FX: Wildebeest grunting] Sir Legend, the Headless –
[Knight: ‘Tis but a scratch!] Where you can personally wet
yourself at the Water Cup Challenge. [Knights: Ni! Ekke, ekke! Shhhh!] Sir Mammoth, the Lengthy. [Sound FX: Trumpeting mammoth] Sir Raven, the Claw.
[King Matt: I hate birds.] [Knights: Run Away! Run Away!] [Sound FX: Raven cawing] Sir Launch-a-lot.
[King Matt: What is with all of these birds?] The aptly named:
“Sir Not Appearing in This Event.” [Sound FX: Disappointed crowd – “awwww”] And, introducing:
Sir Cheetah, the Chase! [Sound FX: Cheering crowd] Travel through water park ERT in Splashin’ Safari
and roller coaster ERT in Holiday World!
[Sound FX: Galloping oconuts] Enjoy the annual auction and indulge in
feasts to last you on your trip to Camelot! [Holidog: What is your quest?] Visit HolidayWorld.com/Clubs to reserve
your seat at the Round Table today! Seek the Earlybird Special
and order by January 8th! [King Matt: Seriously, more birds?] (Remaining captions are for comedy.
No additional dialog to the end.)