*bangs gavel* I hereby call to order the Secret Order of Moms. First item on the agenda. It’s summer and we all know what that means. Family getaway. The usual impossibilities apply. Fun, affordable, far enough away to
count as a getaway, close enough to keep from spending their college tuition on gas. I know what you new ladies are thinking. Where is this mythical place? Fittingly enough, Santa
Claus Indiana. The home of Holiday World and Splashin’ Safari. Their newest ride Thunderbird
is the only launched wing coaster in the whole country. Mammoth and Wildebeest are the two
longest water coasters in the world. And there’s plenty to do with the little ones. Not to mention free parking, soft drinks and sunscreen. But beware. Share how easy this plan is beyond the confines of this order and we will post your high school yearbook pictures on social media. Plan your whole trip and even get great discounts at HolidayWorld.com Now open weekends.
Your secret is safe with us.