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EVERY CHRISTMAS EVER


Merry Christmas sweetie! Presents! Wait, before we do presents, We just want to say how proud we are of you for being such a good boy all year! And you know Christmas isn’t just about presents. Oh get real Dad, I’m seven. Do you really think that this magical day is about anything else to me? I’ve worked hard to stay on the nice list. This is my time! I will light you on fire! Presents it is… *Gasp* Yay! Presents! Yay, Yay Mom! Yay! Yay! *Heavy breathing* Every Christmas Ever Dillon, I can’t sleep, ar-are you awake? Yeah, I’m too excited, what should we do? *Sigh* If Santa knows we’re awake, we won’t get Christmas, we have to go to sleep. I got an idea! Now do me-ooooh, ooh. *Sigh* I didn’t think this through, Bryan. Ery chrs ever Hohoho oh hell yeah. *Spits* Ugh what is this? It’s unsweetened almond milk! What the hell is that? It’s vegan Santa! What? You like feasting off the pussy secretion of innocent creatures?! *Sigh* Son, I bring love and joy to billions of people each year. You support the animal desta billions each year Santa! Billions! Merry Christmas! Meat, is murder! Little vegan sh*t! No! Meat! Murder! Arghh! Ahhhhhhhhh! Every fat man in a red suit ever. Okay class, as you know, it’s the “holiday” season. However, we’re not legally allowed to celebrate any specific “holidays” or reference and specific “holiday creatures” in this class because Randal’s an atheist. God isn’t real. Now, to avoid being sued- My dad’s a lawyer. We’re going to sing everyone’s favourite holiday song: Rudolph Oh. Huh, Gandalf the red nosed- Oh. Huh, red hoofed- Oh. Holiday creature of some kind. *Sigh* Science wins. Every pagan holiday ever. *Kissing* *Yawns* *Gasp* Mom! Why are you kissing Santa Claus?! Uh, uh, that’s because your father is Santa, I’m sorry you had to find out this way! Sweetie, what are you doing u- Carol, what the hell is going on here?! Hoho, well time to bail. You guys remember Santa Claus? I’m at the store, honey. Of course I didn’t forget the presents for the children again this year that’s crazy talk, *Laughter* I have to call you back. Sh*t! Here’s your gift sweetie! It’s a shelf! Haha, yay! Hehe I got tinsel all over my sweater. Alright, who’s my Secret Santa? Merry Christmas sweetheart. No! No. No! No! You clearly broke the $20 limit you a**hole! *Gasp* Finish him! Feed him to the wolves! Get out! I hope the wolves tear you to shreds! No no no no no no! Oh what’s this? Oh it was on sale! Thanks babe! *Screaming* What the f*ck is figgy pudding? Ha! Yeah right! Hello handsome, looky here. Mistletoe, what do ya say? *Kissy noises* Oh wow, uh no, um see you’re under the mistletoe, I’m not, so, doesn’t work. I wouldn’t say that if I were you cuz look at the sky. Uh ah! *Screaming* It’s a real shame. I woulda rocked his world. Every Christmas Ever. Hey guys, thanks so much for subscribing Click the album were on the right to check out our new album: Shut Up! And Listen It’s got 16 tracks on it and two of the songs are never before heard, their exclusives And click the video on the left to watch bloopers of this video including this: Big thanks to go90 for making this video possible click the link below to watch prime time shows, live music and sports plus the best of the web

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  1. 2:23 ovila: santa is your father sorry you had to know that the old trick in the book

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  3. Why is nobody talking about the fact that Courtney casually started drinking soup at the end? Lmao! Best part!

  4. Good isn’t real

    β€œNow, to avoid being sued”

    My dad’s a lawyer

    Me: β€’β€’β€’β€’GOOD FOR YOUβ€’β€’β€’β€’

  5. Are you sure the girl is a good girl. Because I think she not because look at mom and dads face they are not having a good time but the girl is having a very good time

  6. A smosh video is not a smosh video without a hidden inappropriate scene

  7. I love how they censor asshole, but don't censor the actual part that makes it a curse.

  8. 3:57 that is my absolute favorite character that Courtney does lmao

  9. my mom told me santa was fake and i was like ok hense forth the moment i hated life

  10. The beginning is basically me every morning minus Christmas

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  13. 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41 1:41
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  14. At 3:01 I’m like has she never heard of online ohhhh wait it would to to long god dang it

  15. When you realize Anthony voices all of the transitions and outro but isn’t in any of the videos

  16. Do every Aussie ever because I’m a Aussie πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ€‘

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