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American Dad: Jingle Bells, Santa Smells – American Dad Holiday Special [CLIP] | TBS


(SINGING) Jingle bells, Santa
smells, everything’s so lame. Christmas time is such a grind,
hey, don’t push me away, hey! (SINGING) Jingle bells, I’m
unwell, watching others play. They have fun, but I am bummed,
because Santa skips my place. [screaming] Crashing through
the mall, because I’m driving while I’m baked. But I don’t care at all. I was crying the whole way. Ha, ha, ha! See that Christmas tree,
all those kids in line. All we see is red and green,
and a few ugly hate crimes. Oh, Jingle bells, hear me
yell, Jewish gifts are dumb. What’s in the box? Oh, it’s just socks,
and not a paintball gun. Jingle bells, this is
hell, Hanukkah’s so lame. Compared to this, it’s like a
bris, just chop my dick away. Just chop! Just chop! Just chop my dick away!

Stephen Childs

29 Comments

  1. 🎵 Jingle bells Santa smells Everything's so lame
    Christmas time is such a grind
    Hey, don't push me away Hey!
    Jingle bells, I'm unwell Watching others play
    They have fun, but I am bummed
    'Cause Santa skips my place
    Crashing through the mall 'Cause I'm driving while I'm baked
    But I don't care at all
    I was crying the whole way Ha-ha-ha.
    See that Christmas tree
    All those kids in line
    All we see is red and green
    And a few ugly hate crimes
    Oh, jingle bells, hear me yell Jewish gifts are dumb What's in the box?
    Oh, it's just socks
    And not a paintball gun-un Jingle bells, this is hell
    Hanukkah's so lame
    Compared to this, it's like a bris
    Just chop my dick away Just chop Just chop
    Just chop my dick away 🎵

  2. 🎵JINGLE BELL THIS IS HELL
    HANAKA SO LAME
    COMPARE TO THIS
    THE JUST A BRISH
    JUST CHAP MY DICK AWAY🎵

  3. Being a Jehovah’s Witness is worse than being Jewish during Christmas. You literally get nothing whatsoever.

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