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A Secret Celebrity Shows Off Their Moves in ‘The Masked Dancer’


Let’s talk about reality shows. I hope you’re all enjoying the
second season of Game of Games. Twitch I have so much
fun doing that show. And I have some
really good news. I got a call from some of
my favorite people at NBC. And they told me we’re
doing a third season. [APPLAUSE] I don’t know. We can make it a thing. I don’t know. I don’t know That
may mean something. I don’t know. We’re just making a thing. I don’t know. All right. I want to thank NBC for
letting me playfully torture people in prime-time. There’s another show that
people love, The Masked Singer. Have you seen The Masked Singer? [APPLAUSE] OK. It’s a singing competition. But all the singers
wear big masks. It’s basically a furry
convention at a karaoke bar, is what it is. It’s a big hit on Fox. People love it. So that’s why I came up
with something similar. And since we haven’t
been sued yet, let’s play another round
of The Masked Dancer. [MUSIC PLAYING] [APPLAUSE] Absolutely. Here’s how this works. There’s a celebrity
backstage in a costume. Twitch and I have
no idea who it is. The celebrity is going to come
out here and dance for us. And then Twitch and
I are going to ask the masked dancer some
questions and guess who it is. We’ll keep guessing
until I get it right. And if Twitch gets it
right, I still win. OK. The dancer gave us a few
clues to help us out. They’re younger
than 100 years old. They eat food, at
least twice today. At least twice a day. You would know who I am if
I wasn’t wearing a mask. OK. OK. Those are some good clues. All of those things, yeah,
they paint a picture. Heck, yeah. That almost narrows it down. Absolutely. Yeah. It really does. All right, please welcome
today’s masked dancer. [MUSIC – SIA, “CHANDELIER”] 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink. 1, 2, 3, drink. 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink. 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink. Throw them back
’til I lose count. I’m going to swing– So, it’s a guy. It’s a man. Huh? It’s a guy. Right? You think it’s a guy? Yeah. No? I’m going to live like
the world doesn’t exist– Right? It’s a guy. It’s a guy. That’s a lot of
commitment, right there. Yeah, it is. I’m going to fly like a
bird through the night! Feel my tears as they dry! I’m– Wow. –going to swing
from the chandelier– Is it Sean again? [APPLAUSE] I know, right? That’s what I thought. All right, all right, the masked
dancer seems a little tired. I can hear the breathing. All right. We’re going to
watch a short video while you– you can go catch
your breath, if you’d like, while we try to figure
out– can you get up, even? All right. Let’s see. [HEAVY BREATHING] OK. Wow. Crawling. OK. Gonna maybe take off there. A short video to watch while
the masked dancer catches their breath! [MUSIC – ONE DIRECTION, “TAKE ME
DOWN”] All these lights,
they can’t blind me. Do it! With your love, nobody
can drag me down. Oh, all right. Come on out, masked dancer. [HEAVY BREATHING] Still breathing heavy. Yep, very tired. Still breathing very heavy. Obvious– [APPLAUSE] Obviously not a dancer,
because you’re out of breath. So you don’t dance a lot. We’re going to ask
three questions. Oh, describe yourself
in three words. (PITCHED UP VOICE) Passionate. Passionate, OK. (PITCHED UP VOICE) Uh, friendly. Friendly. (PITCHED UP VOICE) Short. And short. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Uh, have you– have you
ever taken dance class? (PITCHED UP VOICE) No. Hm. Hm. Are you on TV or in the movies? (PITCHED UP VOICE) Yes. Wait, what was that? That means both. Both, OK. Both. If you could be any
animal, what would you be? (PITCHED UP VOICE) Grizzly bear. A grizzly bear. A grizzly bear. That must mean something. Yeah. Um, what would be
your favorite date situation, if you were to
take somebody on a date, what would that be? (PITCHED UP VOICE)
Dinner and a movie. All right. Cool. Cool. Do you work on this lot? (PITCHED UP VOICE) No. Right now? Huh? No. Is it hot under that mask? (PITCHED UP VOICE) Yes. I’m between Don
Johnson or my mother. I think– [LAUGHTER] Because my mother
was in the audience. And she’s not there anymore. So I think she could be– she’d be breathing that hard. I’m going to say– David Spade, or,
um, it’s, uh Julie– It’s a man. Look, I’m just– just in case. All right. All right. Yeah. I’m just saying, I don’t know. You’re masked. From Modern Family– Julie Bowen? Julie Bowen, yeah. Yeah. I mean, maybe I’m wrong. Yeah, I think you are. I’m probably wrong about that. That’s alright. All right. I have no idea. I can’t even make a guess. And I really– I just,
you know, Don Johnson. OK. All right, it’s time to
reveal yourself, please. Who was it, is it
Ellie Kemper, or, wait? Oh, my god! [MUSIC – SIA – “CHANDELIER”] Oh! [CHEERING] Of course! Of course it’s you! I try to– of course it’s you! You’re so sweaty, I can’t– I know– Oh, my god! ‘Cause he didn’t do that! Because he didn’t do that! That’s why! Because he didn’t do any of the
signature moves, that’s why! Yeah, that’s why! Um, so, you don’t mind– so you don’t mind that
we’re doing this, right? Because we love the show. So we’re like, we
want to do it, too. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, my
lawyers are in the back. It’s fine. It’s totally fine. Oh, no. Are you having so
much fun on that show? I’m having an amazing time. And this is an amazing
thing you’re doing. I’m loving it. I’m loving every second of it. Oh, good. I’m loving that you were here. Of course it’s you! You didn’t do the
signature moves. I tried not to do
any signature moves. Which means I can’t dance. No, no. Because you really
are a good dancer. All right, Ken Jeong, everybody. [APPLAUSE] [MUSIC – SIA – “CHANDELIER”] 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink. All right. 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink. 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, drink. Throw them back
’til I lose count. I’m going to swing
from the chandelier–

Stephen Childs

100 Comments

  1. I thought it was gonna be Adam 😂 you know…KEVINNNN THE CASHIERRRR played by Adam

  2. A furry con at a singing bar lol I’m a furry and that’s a great way to phrase the masked singer/dancer

  3. And go on My Dear Journal the masked Singer you will see the real tv show you will see it's the masked Singer

  4. A furry convention at a karaoke bar

    Isn’t that what all furry conventions do?

    Btw other furries that was a joke

  5. Please support Ellen and subscribe to her channel and pls subscribe to my YouTube channel Mark Michael World thank you!..

  6. Omg I guessed it right! When he said he was short and greasley bear! Maybe coz he was the judge on previous one and he came to mind! Lol.

  7. Jaime Foxx would be great on this, so would Chris Tucker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  8. lol idk y but when he did the shimmy and said dinner and movie..I knew it had to be ken jeong

  9. I watched the short video and I laughed hard but then I realized he literally dragged him down in a way and I laughed harder lol

  10. Lol😁… Twitch and Ellen are sooo funny Together 😁..Their Facial Expressions..

  11. it was sooo obvious… the height and the way he danced gave it away for me when he first came out

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