– Welcome to the White Elephant Show, where we gather gifts
from Vat19 and beyond, and see what we like best. Today’s theme is gifts you
never buy for yourself. Joey, you’re up first, so you can grab any gift from the table. – All right. I like the shape of this
one, I don’t know why. It’s kinda floppy. – Oh, maybe I don’t want it now. – I don’t know what this could be. I actually get to tear
the paper, which is sweet. – Oh, I need one of those. – Ah, Star Wars? – I think I actually have that. Yeah, I have that exact one for my car. – Do you really? – It’s legit, yeah. – But is it inside the Millennium Falcon? What is it? – It’s clearly the cockpit
of the Millennium Falcon. – You ever seen Han Solo and Chewbacca behind any other thing? – But I’ve never seen Obi-Wan
inside the Millennium Falcon. – It’s from when they’re
like scrolling on up to the Deathstar, and he’s like, “That’s no moon.” It’s that exact shot.
– That’s no moon! – Okay. I’m clearly not a big Star Wars fan. – That’s maybe why I bought it for myself, because I may have seen
that movie too many times. – Okay, fair enough. – I’ve seen that movie in Spanish. I don’t even speak Spanish. – So Kelsey, you can
either steal from Joey, or you can choose a new
gift from the table. – Kelsey likes opening gifts way too much to steal.
– Yeah, I like Star Wars but I wanna open something. – You love gifts. – I like polka dots, but
there’s multiple ones with polka dots. I’m gonna go with this one, this one’s catching my eye. – Oh!
– Oh! – I like this one. – Should I (laughs) – Bonus gift! – Kelsey gets the bonus gift! – I have a sense for it, I
don’t do this on purpose. – You get so many bonus gifts. – Hey, she’s worthy of them. – I also got a belt. – The Survival Slide belt? – Yes, I’m in our video for this, but I don’t really know how to do it. – Yeah, so it’s got a bottle opener, a knife pops out like
this, just so you know, in case you get in like, an altercation. No, it’s for surviving. You can strike a flint with it. There’s a flashlight. – So Kelsey, you also got the bonus gift, so at the end of the game, you will get to choose
one of the golden gifts on the table. I think I’m going to pick
a gift from the table. – Okay. – Ohh, this is the L3D cube. This thing is pretty cool, it’s filled with LED lights. You plug it in, and you can give yourself a little light show. Yeah, this would be really
cool on my desk, or- – Yeah, or to give to somebody that maybe- – But I want it for myself. I would never buy it for
myself, I’m taking it now. So Adam, you can steal any
of the three gifts you see, or open a new one. – I enjoy Star Wars. – I could tell by the way you
didn’t know what this was. (laughing) – That guy with the beard,
I’ve never seen him before. – I knew it was Obi-Wan. – I’m gonna see, because
blue is my favorite color, I’m gonna see what’s
inside, and polka dots. – It looked heavy. – Um, yeah, all right. This is super cool. What’s even cooler is I got, I got a mini museum
and a bonus gift, guys. So this is the mini museum. It has little tiny artifacts of history inside this resin case. I’ve got a knight’s sword
from the 14th century. There’s a tiny bit of
brick from the White House. – How did they get a brick
from the White House? – That’s amazing. – There’s a human heart in here, you guys. – A whole human heart? – Yeah, not a whole. There are mummy beads in here, there’s a giant beaver in here, Stonehenge, got some of
Stonehenge in here, guys. – That’s cool. – Definitely the best gift here. – I have a feeling that’s
gonna get stolen pretty fast. – I don’t think so,
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fun videos for you to watch and helps you browse safely. – All right Karrie, you’re up. – Well, I happen to be
kind of a nerd for history, classics, archeology, and all of that, so unfortunately, Adam, I
have to steal that gift. That mini museum is calling for me, so- – What gift? – Um, the one you had before. – I just don’t know where it went. Fine, it’s yours. All right, enjoy that piece of history. – So Adam, you can either steal
one of the other three gifts or go back to the table. – I feel like I need to
brush up on my Star Wars, and I need to keep my car cool,
so this is mine now, Joey. – Wow. – Boom. – I didn’t see that
coming from you Adam, but- – Little twisty turnsy there, Joey. – How many are left here, three? Oh, I didn’t even see this one. – Three gifts left. – That one’s clearly a sweater. (laughing) – A polka dot sweater. – From grandmother, she
always has the best sweaters. – I’m gonna go big. – Oh, that’s a chunky sweater. – Oh, Kara, it’s you! – What? (cheering and laughing) I’m sure that’s exactly
what you wanted, Joey. That is the Face Licker
Lollipop of me, for Joey. – Custom Lollipops that you
can get to look like yourself or someone you know, or a celebrity. – Yeah, you can customize these. You could upload any photo,
it doesn’t just have to be one of me. What’s it taste like? – I think it’s kind of like cola. – Oh. – Guys, I have cola-flavored hair. – It is my turn. I really wanna see what’s in these boxes, because these have all
been really cool so far, but I’m deeply hurt and offended that Adam has the Star Wars product and doesn’t even know
why Obi-Wan Kenobi is in the Millennium Falcon, and why he calls him
Obi-One Kenobi is beyond me. – It’s Obi-One right? – So, this is not the
present you’re looking for, give me that-
– Okay. – Listen Han, I know you’re a
scruffy-looking nerf herder, but I’ll keep you away from
Adam the Hut over here. – Fair enough, fair enough. – Okay Adam, what do you wanna do? – There are choices, there are choices. – You can’t steal that back from Danny. – All right, well, I’m
gonna protect myself against whoever does steal my next gift and I’m gonna hold this knife out with the survival belt. – I thought you would’ve
stolen that out of the gate, I thought that was up your alley. – Adam, I have started
a fire with that belt. – Yeah, I know, I’ve seen
you, I filmed you do it. – And I have taken you to the hospital for a cut hand before. – Yeah, but that was from a lava lamp, totally different thing. – Kelsey, since two gifts
have been stolen this round, you get to choose from the table. – Oh, darn. What is this?
– Oh. – I don’t know what this is. – That is the Levitron. – Levitron. – That’s an older one of our products, but it’s super, super cool. So, you plug this base in, and then this magnet floats on the base. – Whoa! – Be careful. – You can put whatever you
want on the top of this magnet, and it looks like it’s
floating, it’s super cool. It’d be like something you’d, oh, sorry! Did I get you? – It’s a super strong magnet and it will hold anything up to 12 ounces. – I’m like, barely strong
enough to pull this off. – All right, Josh, you are up. – I haven’t opened anything yet, and I really want the gold polka dots. Can I shake it before? – Oh, that is the Laird or Lady gift set. Whoever you gift that to, or if you choose to keep it, they will own one square
foot of land in Scotland, therefore making them a laird or a lady. – Oh! – Laird Joshua Wessley of Scottenborough. – Mm, yes, quite. – Why are you English? – I was gonna say the same thing. – He’s visiting, it’s fine. – With that, you would get access to visit the Dunans Castle in Scotland. – Lord Joshua Wessley of Dunans. – Laird.
– Laird. – So everyone has a gift now, so we’re on to our final
round before the bonus gifts. Joey, you can choose
to steal anyone’s gift or keep what you have, which
I know is very tempting. – I gotta take the mini museum. – Joey! – You’ve always wanted Kara’s face. – I do enjoy candy, despite
it being your face, I- – Despite?
– Despite, yeah? – I just feel bad that I’m
like, eating your face, basically, but, it is still a lollipop, it is still something you can eat, so I think I’m gonna keep your face. – Okay, Karrie, you chose to
keep the Face Licker Lollipop, let’s get into the bonus round. One gift is good, or slightly
better, than the other one. – One, two, three. (laughing) – Oh man. – What, what?
– What’d you get? – Hang on, hang on, wait. You go first. – Party Bear is in the
house tonight, guys. – Party Bear, that’s a good one! – What! – Oh man! – Party Bear! – So Adam, that Party Bear,
which is 26 pounds of gummy. – Dang.
– Dang. – You’re just gonna have to share it. – It’s got a nice little tummy cut out. – Oh, nice.
– So you could put even more little gummy bears in it. – When’s your party? – I’ll invite you. – Kelsey, what you got
going on over there? – What is happening over here? – (laughing) I got, Handerpants. – Handerpants. – Oh my goodness! – Those are Handerpants, they appear to be underwear gloves. – [Danny] Super useful. – [Josh] Yeah, here we go. – Now, everybody’s dad wore
underwear like that, right? – Not just dads.
– Not us, every other dad did it. New dads don’t do it. – Check out more gifts
to buy others or yourself at Vat19.com. – I do go hunting. – You do?
– No, I don’t! – Why would you say that? – Yeah. I thought that would
be cool, but it wasn’t. – Vat19.com!